Cheesy Punch lines

My favorite pick up line for someone I don't like at all:

Nice talking to you!

After all,

I need a cup of coffee to wake-up.

or

Someone needs a vaccination of morphine.

watch out for the Chupa Cabra..

Ahhh Cheesy, Hmmm let me try, I will never regret my failed relationships, because in the end it lead me to you...

I hope you have a driving license? cause you are driving me crazy :P

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

hahahah it seems like you heard it all before, you didn't miss a thing not one pick up line hahahah, my question is did any of it work on you?

Oh those linees :)

I have tried lines only twice. The first time I was just wanting to show off in front of friends and I told a woman that she looked CHILLY...she was weirdly surprised...

The second time I searched on the internet (I wanted to make sure that I was going to give a good line) and I found this place http://pickuplinesblog.com/ and I told a woman that she was cute...so simple and IT WORKED! I never knew that something so simple could work

PrincessSarah is the princess of this forum

I'm Filipina, you could text me only!

Girl: Why do you keep following me?

Boy: Because when I was little, my mom told me to follow my dreams

I wish your heart was just like a Facebook account, easy to hack! :)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ, did i miss something? i missed U

blank stare for this forum - my line ;-)

r u a psychiatrist, very perfectly u read my mind

i think your are sunshine because you light up my day :)

May only work with Aussies and Kiwis but:

Q: Have you ever fallen over a tree?

A: No.

Q: How about a root?

i guess if that pick up line works for you, fine! its cheesy,, but a spoilt one. ;)

"How about 50 riyals?" works pretty well at the ramada..

B: Hello how are you?

G: Fine

B: Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

...do you have a Band Aid? i just scraped my knee falling for you...

BOY: I will call police to arrest u..

GIRL: and Y??

BOY: Because u stole my heart..

GIRL: ***wink***

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

This thread is over, the best one is, and will always be;

"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Double meaning for the win.

if loving you is wrong, i don't wanna be corrected..

I lost my phone number can I have yours....

etc

etc

"I have a magic wrist-watch"

"How does it work?"

"It tells the time but also all kinds of things....like it tells me you aren't wearing any underwear"

"actually, I am"

"oh, it must be an hour fast"....

I think I'm a letter V, coz I'm always close to U.

whatever leaves u n go...there is one thing which remains forever... MEMORIES....

Am I a bad shooter? coz i keep on missing you ... cheeeessyyy... LoL

good one princesssarah

Are u an E? coz u complete ME.:))

I think you're a glue, coz u made me stick to you.

BWAHAHAHA

I think you can't go home anymore coz I can't get you out of my mind. LOL.

are you a google?

why?

because everything i will search is already with you:-)

I think i cannot edit it anymore... my mistake, it should be Cheesy Pick up line...

ok, i stand corrected.. how about a pick up line? :)

The best punch line I heard was "No, he went on his own accord" ...

Hehehe ... :O)

You mean chat up lines? A punch line comes at the end of a joke!