CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED (come on! Let's have a laugh for a change!)
NOTE: You will probably have to know your Christmas Carols/Songs to understand this one!
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and....
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
There is a christmas song that goes like
'When Joseph went to Bethlehem'
I think he took great care
To place his tools and close his shop
and leave no shavings there.
When Joseph WOULDN'T GO to Bethlehem is the twisted Xenophobic version
Here is something to keep you entertained Jauntie ;
Sleep Disorder (Insomnia) -
'O Come, All Ye Faithful'
O come, all ye faithful,
Joyful and triumphant,
O come ye, O come ye to Starbucks...
oh yessss I DO remember how repetitive that Chorus was when we sang it at Christmas at School.
In fact! I sang in the alto section and the only word(s) we had to sing WERE Halleluja! over and over and over on the same note!!!
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No.10 (Another soul) - Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia......
Is that sad, or what.
Where's all the people who know Christmas songs for Gawdsake!!! Or at least someone who does cryptic crosswords .... that would help ..
*sigh* I'm wasted here :/
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16. Cryophobia (fear of extreme ice or frost) --- Frosty the snowman was a jolly scary bloke
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hehehe
Come on then, give us a No. 16 :P
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It's even funnier when u know what all those disorders are and what they mean lol. But now I feel guilty for laughing at those less fortunate...grrr...
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
called 'when Joseph wouldn't go to Bethlehem'?
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15. Xenophobia (racist?) --- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
the description of the phobia is supposed to relate to a christmas song - in a jokey way lol (but you know that, don't you - you naughty boy, you - teasing me like this ;) tsk tsk)
I give up ...
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No. 15) Xenophobia... When Joseph wouldn't go to Bethelhem
I'd prefer the theme was Christmas Songs ..
Oh! Just realised that Twinkle Twinkle is a Nursery Rhyme duh
But your No.12 - let it go - was GREAT (and in keeping with the theme)
Oh well OK - keep going, but I shall try to keep the Christmas song theme ..
For instance:
15: Hadephobia (fear of Hell) --- No 'ell, No 'ell, No 'ell, No 'ell ..
:D
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that way nursery rhymes are fair game
and no.14 can be
vertigo... Jack and Jill didn't go up the hill...
Actually have you heard this version of the popular nursery rhyme?
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
God knows what they did up there
but came down with a daughter...
14. Zoophobia ... Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer has a contract out on me!
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Best one yet for 12!
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13. claustrophobia --- Good King Wenceslas got let out, on the Feast of Stephen - Cos he was screaming the place down!
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Absolutely hilarious
another one for 12)
incontinence... Let it go, Let it go, Let it go...
No disrespect to anyone, but No. 11 does sound great.
What could be No. 12 I wonder ....
12. Incontinence --- Tinkle Tinkle little star
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Maybe you should add no. 11 to the list...
11. Amnesia... Chestnuts roasting on a... hey where are the chestnuts?
I think you do! lol
Even if you are unfamiliar with the first lines of the carols/songs I think the desciption of the disorders kind of gives a hint to the intended joke n'est pas?
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Actually no... I didn't get it... can you explain in detail all ten of them...
Jingle alllll the way!
tra la la
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Yup, you are disturbed. But then, I already knew that ;)
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