Collection of silly advertisements
Sometimes I am wondering what people keep in mind when they post this nonsense…
1. INDEPENDENT SHARING accommodation
2. preferred SMALL INDIAN COUPLE
I though why wouldn't we make kind of the collection of these idiotic adds…
..here is another one:
"Preparing to Come - Last minute questions"
i guess the "last minute question" before coming would be
(Ladies): "are you going to marry me???"
(Guys): "did you take your Birth control pill today"?
Everyone is welcome to enrich this collection.
"one bedroom avaliable from next week in Bin Mahmoud....
...only serious ppl, no indian or families..."
...lol...
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Whatever Makes You Happy...
FARTILIZER....
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FARTILIZER ? LMAO!!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
here it is:
"Preparing to Come - Last minute questions"
i guess the "last minute question" before coming would be
(Ladies): "are you going to marry me???"
(Guys): "did you take your Birth control pill today"?
HOPE I am not gonna get banned..lol..
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thats very funny.....
Can add to it.... "Where to you want it? Inside or ontop...."
I'm still waiting on the specs of height and weight, to see if I qualify as "small" hehe.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
I like ones that say "vegetarian indian family" looking for accomodation. Do eating habits matter?
"Carpet and cartoon" ??? that's a good one. :)
Here is another one:
S/F accommodation:
“…Ground from carpet and cartoon..”
can one tell me what the heck does it mean? I say: since you got into this business, at least bother to expand your professional vocabulary!
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if I have only thin layer of fat, i am slim fat....
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no doubt maybe you are fat and slim.
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NO,it is not a bed spacer, sharing more than 1-3 people in one room is another definition of "bed spacer".
Well...This is the result of the high rent here in Qatar, we have to survive.
it is nonsense: independent sharing. It's either independent or sharing.
INDEPENDENT - "Not dependent; free; not subject to control by others; not relying on others; Separate from;"
SHARED - "To partake of, use, or experience, with others; to have a portion of; to take and possess in common; as, to share a shelter with another".
Flat might be either independent - to belong to one person/family, or shared - to belong to more than one person/family.
It's like to say: I sell a new old car, or i go on long short cruise, I am a slim fat person.. I think he is just a smart stupid advertiser.
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a bedspacer??? I have never heard that term until I moved here...still makes me smile when I read the ads...
well...theres so many cheaters in this world
its the two words that contradict each other.."independent and sharing"
and would a small Indian couple be just ONE person??
but - small indian couple, that is kinda weird
you will find alot here stored
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/37561
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eid mubarak!
whats wrong in what is said, due to high rents, villas r being partioned and shared. most of them in such villas share one toiet and kitchen, so independent sharing accomodation means an accommodation in a part of villa fully independent and no sharing of kitchen and toilet, i.e they want seperate kitchen and bathroom.
Hmmm...I wonder what specs of height and weight qualify as a "small couple" :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield