Cookie jokes
1)
Why did a cookie go to a doctor???
Because he felt Crummy... hahaha :P (lame one)
2)
Cookie 1: HOLY CURD!! we are in an oven...
Cookie 2: HOLY CRAP!! a talking cookie
3)
Sarah was never tall enough to reach the cookies in the kitchen so she always asked her brother to get them for her, becuase he is taller and older than her. When she was about 7 (her brother still had to get the cookies for her) she was dared to eat a dog biscuit. AFter she eats one, she goes home and punches her brother. For her whole life he had been giving her dog biscuits instead of cookies.
4)
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How |
(i know this has nothing to do with cookies, but they can sell cookies u know :P)
5)
An old man is lying on his death bed when suddenly he smells his favorite home-made cookies. He starts to make his way down stairs and sees hundreds of cookies in the kitchen. The man takes one, still warm, from the pan. As he takes a bit life starts to floww back into him, he feels better than he ever has. Suddenly there is a sharp stinging in his hand. He looks up to see his wife. "Don't eat those, they're for the funeral."She says.
6)
The blonde man was weeping at the bar, and the bartender gave him a free drink. "What's the trouble?" asked the friendly bartender.
"I got expelled of chef school," replied the blonde. "They said I gave them the oldest excuse in the trick book, and all I did was tell the truth."
"What did you say?" asked the bartender.
To which the chef student answered, "I told them my dog ate the cookies i made for my homework."
That's all for now, Might come up with more later on... I know they are not all that, but hey i was bored lol.