Don't Overreact in every situation..
By Mushy_Mush •
In a factory: A Man standing and looking aimlessly..
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 Sir"
CEO took out his wallet, gave 15000 and told him..
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time. This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here and never come back"
That guy left...
Then CEO asked other workers" Who was that guy?"
Workers replied "He was the delivery guy from Hot Chicken, Sir"...:-))
MM, It looks more funny when a duffer like sakaera tells a joke about a teacher !!! rofl ..
A drunkard sakaera has turned a bloody joker ! what a sheep-dung licker like @sakaera would do to relax after back-biting & hatredness 24/7 ? !
@sakera , just don't be cruel 2 inocent qlers, stop ur idiotic barkings.
Teacher: Tell me one animal that lives in water?
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, kya bolri yaaron ino? (Jahangir, what is she saying?)
Jahangir: Pani mein kya rahta poochri. (she is asking what lives in water)
Ismail Bhai : Fish madam
Teacher : Good, tell me four more animals that live in water
Ismail Bhai : Are Jahangir, ab kya poochti ustaad ino? (What does she want now?)
Jahangir : pani mein aur kya rahta poochri Ismail bhai
Ismail Bhai : fish ki amma, bawa, akka, anna... yeh bhi nai maloom re isku.. maa ki kirkiri (Doesnt she know this too, the fish's mom, dad....)
Mushy bhai..hyderabad se ho aap bhai
Light lo Sakeara bhai...Joke tha!
hot chicken came naked or what...normally they have a dress code
Really funny:)
I Think the last questions from CEO should be "Which dept. he is working for ??? "
funny...lol
Lol