To the driver of the white Land Cruiser
By littlejimmy •
between the Race course roundabout and Al Rayyan roundabout. I firstly must congratulate you on your skill at managing to maintain a distance of 3 centimetres between your front bumper and my back one whilst driving at over 100kph. Well done. I would have moved over to congratulate you in the requisite manner but there was nowhere to go.
Secondly, I hope you've been good in your life and have a good relationship with Allah, because if you continue to drive like that you will, sooner or later, end up meeting him. I hope it's sooner, but not too soon. I'd like to think you suffer a bit first.
You twat.
That is all.
there's nothing wrong if you experience an unhealthy affinity towards Home Ethiopian Porno... But its nice of you to say this in public... that's the first and most important step... admitting it...
i'd rather watch homo ethiopian porn, than to see a hindi behind steering wheel.
They should be hanged by balls for doing 25kmh on fast lane and breaking for no apparent reason.
driving a car at 100km/hr and still measuring the exact distance between you and the car behind you in centimeters...
How did you do it...?
Did you put the car in cruise control and then ask your 18 month old son to drive the car while you climbed out of the moving car with measuring tape in hand?
You must've scared the living hell out of the poor landcruiser man
Is that why you look so ragged in your photograph?
Like it Dottie. Please don't make me laugh right now, though. It hurts!
Just do what I do when you inevitably catch up with them at the next set of traffic lights. Wind your window down and say very calmly 'I think you must have a very small penis'. The look on their face is priceless!! hahaha
thats mean! he might've been in a hurry.well clearly..
but maybe he had an emergency..
no need to exagerate and start a thread abt it!!
Power to the non believers, it’s a great feeling to have and hold.
Man just get his plate number, time and location of incident, and report it to the police department immediately. Lekhwaya (and the tahariyat (CID) will follow up with you. (A friend of mine who was harrassed by a Nissan patrol who started tailgating him while he was with his wife and then came in front of him and slammed breaks and mind you, he was driving in middle lane, but had witnesses around reported that to police and latter meet up at the police department with the same clown who was making a macho out of the road.....
Trust me police here are now taking this matter seriously, unfortunately, only since the fatal accident of H.E. Sheikh Fahd Bin Jassem, Minister of trade (caused by a reckless drivers who crossed the opposite lane and crashed into the Minister's car).
it was not an emergency it was just a twat trying to be in front for no other reason than he did not like you being in front. Simple.
I know there was something on you tube last year; but last week I saw a Arab in guess what........yeah a Land Cruiser with a young boy of about 18 months old on his lap with the child turning the steering wheel whilst dad had a fag.
That was up by the Qatar Falcon roundabout at about 1.45 on Tuesaday. So if the bloke who did that is on and reading this.................in my country (Australia) your kid would be taken off you, put in care and you would be in prison. You would be judged as an abusive parent and so you should be.
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Man makes plans...............God smiles ;-)
QP, I can assure you there is little exaggeration. OK, maybe it was 6cm, not 3. But even in an emergency there is little excuse for attempting to cause another one, is there?
they're always in a hurry!!!!
I hope you are being sarcastic lol
If that is what you really think.....................there are a hell of a lot of emergencies here!
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Man makes plans...............God smiles ;-)
thats mean!
he might've been in a hurry.well clearly..
but maybe he had an emergency..
no need to exagerate and start a thread abt it!!
How well put, littlejimmy. You took the words right out of my mouth...:)
What can we do....it's the only thing that makes these people feel big and strong....considering most of them can't benchpress 1/4th their body weight, or can't jog 30 seconds without having a nervous breakdown...
I must have met Mr. Twats brother on the way to work on Thursday.
Was in the left hand land approaching a roundabout. Mr. Twats brother came and did the same thing to me, but with the lights, the horn and the hand stuff.
Being stubborn I stayed put. Twat (b) then overtook me and slowed down suddenly once he pulled in front of me.
I then managed to over-take him (I am driving safely here).
This imbecile, then moved away and went to the far right lane in order to turn RIGHT, so (a) he did not need to be in the left lane (b) therefore no need to bully me (c) why did he have to be such a jerk.
Just goes to show how the vast majority of people over here have no idea what it takes to be a good driver.
It is NOT about being fast, it is NOT about being first. IT is about, keeping to the speed limit, knowing where you are going and how to approach it and not being a stupid bully.
These people are not clever or great drivers they are dick heads.
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Man makes plans...............God smiles ;-)
trouble is when driving alone it's hard to write them down. Any suggestions on how to remember them??
This is picture is obviously NOT me, I don't smoke..
Only 35%!!! Surely this must be closer to at least 60%???!!!
Signature line > "You can't fix stupid"
next time let us post the car's plate number
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy....Martin Luther King
you're lucky that he just tail gated ya. when i was in sports roundabout last 2 week ago at around 10pm a white land cruiser pushes himself through. hitting our side mirrors, fenders and beats a red light. hit and run for short. i just dont mind it at all for the kid was a qatari. besides, my car just had a small scratch and able to removed it wth wax...
Well, bluemountain, it was today, around 30 minutes before I posted.
You can't teach experience...
I hate toyota drivers, now i carry a basball bat, i hate them
Power to the non believers, it’s a great feeling to have and hold.
You should put date and time as well. Not only the place.
did he have the front window tainted? LOL
That was the same guy , that tried to kill us a while back :(
Logic
1999
"lets build roundabouts"
2005
still congested and way more accidents......
2007
"lets put traffic lights on the roundabouts'
DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I'd say it's probably a little worse here. The number of roundabouts here add to the fun.
unscratched ??? Famous last word ....
Littlejimmy !!! Poor you x
This is what Qatari make QL for ... for people to vent. I showed your post to my husband and he smile.
Obviously the road in your past life in UAE the driving is not as bad as here.
I didn't do it!
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And I will not do it again!(®Dracula Co.Ltd)
Nice one, Dude. Mine's a brand new hire car and is unscratched right now.
I may well regret saying that.
Great post!
Further more...
Anybody that drives a car that is scratched and ditched from the back, the minute you have an idiot sticking to your bumper.
FULL BREAK.
Free car maintenance!!!! Higher trade value!!!
Yesssssss that's one way to use a donkey to your advantage.
Like it Voldermort. Made me smile.
I just had to get that off my chest. I was bored sitting around the apartment on my own so went for a spot of lunch at Pain Quotien at Villagio and encountered this fool on the way home. I was hoping to feel relaxed when I got home, but forgot that there's no such thing as a relaxing drive in Qatar. Ho hum!
Ha ha ..littlejimmy, that was a real good piece of writing..I thought it would be one of those run-of-the-mill " to the driver in the XXX car" posts before i opened it..
Havent you heard the joke about the NY taxi-driver and the preacher, both who died at the same time, and reached the Pearly Gates...St. Peter gave the taxi driver a red carpet welcome and he was sent in immediately, while for the preacher there was a lot of red tape and paperwork..
The preacher complained: How come this guy gets a VIP welcome, and me who devoted my entire life to spreading the Word of God has to wait here...St. peter answered " When he drove , people prayed...but while you preached, people slept "..
Maybe this guy will end up getting a better welcome at his Maker's place, than you or me..
...Avada Kedavra..
Excellent writing.
The guy in the white Landcruiser probably can't read!
That guy in the white landcruiser gets around doesn't he
that covers about 35% of all vehicles and drivers in Qatar,,,did you get a license plate number?
We should start posting the plate numbers on here.
Wonder how many guys will think this is written about them :-)
I refuse to drink the kool-aid! -- PM