Elton John LOL
Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat about the bush. You have HIV"
Elton is devastated "Doc, what can I do?"
Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of
all bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice"
Elton asks "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is really for"
Why no respect to gay people?
They are also human being and they have more sensitive feeling than any other ordinary people!
Remember: who judge people are no better than anyone else!
I'm not gay! I'm happily married woman but I have lots of gay friend during my youth and in fact they are more fun than any other ordinary people!.
Just keep dancing, it will do you good!
I have to respect gay people honey?!?!? NO I DONT!
really
three chinese guys, CHU, BU and FU went to america for better life. there they decided to change their names. CHU became CHUCK, BU became BUCK and poor little FU gone back to china...
LOL nice one!
Here is one that does not disrespect anyone...
"A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "LOW BRIDGE AHEAD". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got your truck stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
u have to respect gay people...