Emaciated Expat found wandering near Ramada!

britexpat
By britexpat

Breaking News !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the first incident of its kind, Police yesterday evening found a disoriented and slightly emaciated expatriate wandering the streets near Ramada.

The expat - well dressed, reasonably handsome with a George Cloonyesque appearance was dehydrated and carrying a portable laptop..

Slightly disoriented, he kept repeatedly mumbling "MMM , Expecting Invite Soon"...

Local residents gave succor to the poor chap , before he was finally able to go on his way..

One person interviewed said that "He had suffered a cruel hoax which may haunt him for the rest of his life; I hope MMM (whoever they may be are listening"..

By vickyk1• 19 May 2009 12:21
vickyk1

We DONT share!! Back off....

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 12:06
Dracula

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NEW blood... and i am not invited???

where's the garlic and holly water??

i wana dieee!!!

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By vickyk1• 19 May 2009 11:56
vickyk1

Dont need Tom anymore....old hat.....want NEW blood!

NO DRAC!! your not invited!!

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 11:55
anonymous

yeah baby yeah!

Tom's also mumbling MMM...

in M.I 1...

then he died...poor guy!

By vickyk1• 19 May 2009 11:52
vickyk1

missed some really HOT BABES....Only those with Tom's good looks are invited to "entertain".....yummmy

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 11:40
t_coffee_or_me

yes MJ rub it in

 

 

 

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By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 11:36
mjamille28

OH Those poor guys in the MMM waiting list... :P

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 11:33
anonymous

To understand brit's ramblings, you had to be here YESTERDAY. brit is feeling left out because he didn't get an invite to yesterday's MMM.

Now he wants us to believe he was found starving and wandering.

And then....tcom, that poser, stepped in and tried to make us think that HE was the emaciated expat.

And as for the Tom Cruise references, well you'll just have to figure that out for yourselves.

Sheesh, keep up!

By britexpat• 19 May 2009 11:25
britexpat

News update : Tom Cruise says he can't make the next meeting, he accepted a better offer from some Chinese looking female near the Ramada..

Johny Depp can't make it unless he's offered a part in Pirates of the carribean - Search for the Banana Shaped Black Pearl !

By Gypsy• 19 May 2009 10:59
Gypsy

Mulitilingual Mormons Meeting?

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 10:57
Dracula

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The Honorary Member of "Multi Modal Madness" is here!

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By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 10:47
t_coffee_or_me

lol Gypsy

 

 

 

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By Gypsy• 19 May 2009 10:46
Gypsy

What the hell are you nutters talking about?

By someonenew• 19 May 2009 10:32
someonenew

Brit- That makes even less sense:)

You're right NFH, and thats what I love QL, you can talk all the nonsense u want here:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 10:29
mjamille28

OMG, nfh that's it! im not missing the next MMM! :P

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 10:28
anonymous

Someonenew, just confirmed Johnny Depp this morning!

And since when do QL threads have to make sense?

By lovinni• 19 May 2009 10:27
lovinni

NFH, have u sent invites to these hotties? MMMMMMM....

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.  ~Charles Schulz

By britexpat• 19 May 2009 10:27
britexpat

That's because it was hijacked by Tom Cruise..

By someonenew• 19 May 2009 10:24
someonenew

This thread doesnt make any sense but I still like it coz there's Tom Cruise, George Clooney and Hugh Hot Jackman in it:) Can we have Johnny Dep and Antonio Banderas as well???

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 10:21
Dracula

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LOL, is Mystica a MMM member??

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By britexpat• 19 May 2009 10:19
britexpat

Its a secret society remember ... SO:

Mysterious , Mystical, Madames !

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 10:08
mjamille28

lol Drac, nulti modal madness!??! :P

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 10:07
anonymous

lol, that's probably more accurate than 'Mommy's Milk and More'

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 10:05
t_coffee_or_me

MJ any one even you can loose it, if treated this way, this is the worst torture.

 

 

 

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By Dracula• 19 May 2009 10:04
Dracula

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Multi Modal Madness?

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By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 10:03
mjamille28

he lost his sanity that's why... LOL

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 10:03
t_coffee_or_me

That's not fair for us wannabe

 

 

 

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By lovinni• 19 May 2009 10:03
Rating: 2/5
lovinni

poor guy...mumbling MMM? was he sleepwalking at broad daylight?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.  ~Charles Schulz

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 09:58
mjamille28

lol NFH maybe we can put him on the waiting list? :P

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 09:57
anonymous

brit, I tried. I even suggested the possibility of making him an honorary MMM member. But it seems the MMMs are focused on Tommy right now.

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 09:56
Rating: 2/5
mjamille28

well ok brit, guess this Clooneyesque is not too bad... but then again, if that was a Jackmanesque, he's got a better chance.. :P

By britexpat• 19 May 2009 09:53
britexpat

Thank you MJ... In the rush for Tom Cruise, the poor Clooneyesque expat has been forgotten..

WILL NO ONE STAND UP FOR HIM ?

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 09:52
anonymous

may be he was eating MnM?

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 09:51
mjamille28

oh so sorry i don't know how to unblock, i tried already... i will PM you my number you can text me your message.. now, back to Tom Cruise,... ;P

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 09:48
anonymous

I have a very important message for you!

"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"

"dgoodrebel is not plastic"

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 09:48
mjamille28

lol NFH, i thought it was about that George Clooneyesque Expat? :P

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 09:48
DaRuDe

noooooooo a shemale was serving them happy now :D

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 09:47
anonymous

an emaciated expat? Lol!!!! Someone up there is impersonating someone!

"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"

"dgoodrebel is not plastic"

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 09:46
t_coffee_or_me

Is Tom Cruise a female?

 

 

 

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By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 09:45
mjamille28

lol dms... now there's "good" in your morning... :P

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 09:45
anonymous

Quit hijacking.

This thread is about Tom Cruise!

By Vegas• 19 May 2009 09:43
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 09:42
anonymous

E-Channel thread of Filex! Good morning!

"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"

"dgoodrebel is not plastic"

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 09:39
t_coffee_or_me

lol Darudeeeeeeeee

 

 

 

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By Vegas• 19 May 2009 09:36
Vegas

You can't teach experience...

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 09:36
DaRuDe

no the waiter who was serving them

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 09:35
t_coffee_or_me

Is Tom Cruise a female?

 

 

 

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By Dracula• 19 May 2009 09:32
Dracula

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Mommy's Milk and MORE!

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By britexpat• 19 May 2009 09:31
britexpat

How did Tom Ctuise get into this ??

You ladies should be ashamed of yourselves..

We are talking about a poor, misguided soul, who trusted someone from this secret society, sometimes known as "MMM".

By mjamille28• 19 May 2009 08:59
mjamille28

yeah i know leelah, i missed big time! :P lol brit, i thought this was a serious news... :P

NFH, make it Hugh Jackman next time ok? that, i will surely not miss! :D

By Snowstorm• 19 May 2009 08:30
Snowstorm

Visit my photo blog @

http://my-photos-album.blogspot.com/

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

By leelah• 19 May 2009 08:20
leelah

what did you do to the poor man?well never mind this is life as long as now he is in safe hands or place.

NFH

thankyou very much for the lunch.it was lovely to see all lovely ladies.TOM CRUISE was icing on the cake.

ladies who couldn't make it you missed it big time.

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 08:20
t_coffee_or_me

Those kind harted cops took me to Italian Job tleast they have a HEART unlike our MMM

 

 

 

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By anonymous• 19 May 2009 08:20
anonymous

Yikes! Our stalkers are even creepier than I thought. Sheesh, have to remember to stay out of the ladies room at all MMM events lol

By lilBoPeep• 19 May 2009 08:19
lilBoPeep

Lol......brit! Im so sad for the man! Poor bugger!

Whatever you vividly imagine, Ardently desire, Sincerely believe and Enthusiastically act upon, Must inevitably come to pass.

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 08:18
DaRuDe

na he went to spa later enjoying there.

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 08:18
Dracula

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I confess! I was in the toilet.

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By anonymous• 19 May 2009 08:18
anonymous

Lol deedee, the beggars at MegaMart are all those pathetic rejected MMM groupies.

By deedee• 19 May 2009 08:16
Rating: 2/5
deedee

I bet after his wanderings near the Ramada that he went over to Megamart and started begging. What a poor state he has been reduced to.

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 08:15
anonymous

..but what are you blaming Mandi for?????

She hasn't done anything wrong. She's one of my loyal MMMs, and you know we MMMs all protect each other from creepy stalkers like YOUUUUUU who hacked into my group.

Weirdo.

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 08:12
DaRuDe

atleast should have asked me for the direction and i would have directed you to the exact location.

By t_coffee_or_me• 19 May 2009 08:08
t_coffee_or_me

I confess

 

 

 

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By greentea• 19 May 2009 08:06
greentea

i pity that man... but on the brighter side, im so happy to know that MMMers had a great time yesterday without any disturbance from stalkers... *wink*

hey Da, i wasn't there :)

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 08:06
DaRuDe

isnt around was it him

didnt see him online since yesday noon.

By anonymous• 19 May 2009 08:05
Rating: 2/5
anonymous

How is he now, does anyone know?

Another one of our MMM groupies, no doubt. Such a miserable lot they are :-(

And he was found near the Ramada! Oh sooooo close, and yet so far.....

Kinda breaks my heart. Maybe we should take pity on him and make him an honorary member ??

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 08:02
Dracula

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DARUDE LOOKS LIKE TOM CRUISE

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By britexpat• 19 May 2009 07:59
britexpat

The source did not say... It was just sad to see a person reduced to that condition with a false promise..

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 07:59
Rating: 3/5
DaRuDe

so thaaaaaaaaaaaats where she got the name from MMM hmmm

and greentea you are also one of them you will be court marshaled too.

By greentea• 19 May 2009 07:57
Rating: 3/5
greentea

DaRuDe or britexpat? :D

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 07:57
Rating: 2/5
Dracula

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I "WANT" MMM!

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By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 07:54
DaRuDe

forget it no chance of recovery

By Darly• 19 May 2009 07:53
Darly

Hope he recovers soon

By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 07:51
Rating: 2/5
DaRuDe

Its all Mandi's nasty propaganda for not allowing us in the group and the damn manager she keeps sending me invitations and then kicks me out :/

such a group of weirdos

By Dracula• 19 May 2009 07:46
Dracula

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i am ok..i am ok!

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By DaRuDe• 19 May 2009 07:41
DaRuDe

Ramada???

no no you are going the other way come this way it was at this side :D

and MMM is bunch of meaaaaan, rude and with nasty attitude #&%&^*(%&*

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