Feeding time
Bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this
a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it
to death with a spade. Realizing his employer wont be best pleased he disposes
of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he
is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at
two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the
lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the
South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.
He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he
knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because lions eat
anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to
another lion and says “What’s the food like here?”
The lions say: “Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and
Chimps with Mushy Bees”