Go the Fcuk to Sleep bedtime book !
Christmas is a little way off, but father's day is near -A new book entitled "go the fcuk to sleep" is becoming a best seller..
Based on his experiences of getting his child to sleep. the book , written by novelist Adam Mansbach after his own daughter Vivien failed to nod off one night, the book, combines cutesy rhymes with expletive-ridden pleas.
"The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit.
Stop lying.
Lie the fcuk down, my darling, and sleep
or
The cubs and the lions are snoring
Wrapped in a big snuggly heap.
How come you can do all this other great shit
But you can't lie the fcuk down and sleep?
Would you buy it ?
Can you think of more rhymes ?
Source: LA Times
Go to sleep my baby
I am begging you my little lady
I have work to do
Of this, I know you have no clue
Your eyes are heavy
And I am need off a bevvy
So, please I beg you GO TO SLEEP
I don’t want to hear another peep
No you can’t have another story
Unless it’s one that’s gory!
Well, if now you are scared and I have not uttered a word
I suggest you shut the fcuk up and go to sleep you little beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
(contrived I know but best I can do for now lol)
how about a little rhyme from you ?
What a great gift idea!
It's all about finding and exploiting a niche market and ofcourse timing.
I come from an age where my parents never read a book to us at bedtime - We just went to bed :O)
Your book could be aimed at the new generation of yuppie parents ...
-Edited- :)
Good Morning!!
What a book!!
smoke what do they it only happens in India, can I change that to it only happens in America!
Seriously? This is a best seller? Man I need to start writing professionally :P
because I trying to work out if his other name is Arnold Schwarzenegger..:)
Yes, he's an American author. Why ?
Brit am I correct in reading that this is another wonderful invention by a genius american?
yes, Its illustrated .. :o)
The little puppies are in their baskets
The lambs lie snug with the sheep
Strawberry_shisha dreams sweetly of Rizks
Now, please go the fcuk to sleep.
same here..i was surprise too..hahaha..
I am surprised his was not the first comment
hahaha..i knew it..i knew it..this thread will not be complete with out rizks' comment..
nice Title of the book...
is it with Pics ? :(