Good Wife's Guide

e46M3
By e46M3

Amazing what difference half a century makes.

By Farhan Khan• 24 Aug 2006 18:51
Rating: 2/5
Farhan Khan

To My Dear and Loving Husband:-

IF ever two were one then surely we.

If ever man were loved by wife, then thee;

If ever wife were happy in a man,

Compare with me, ye women, if you can.

I prize thy love more than whole mines of gold

Or all the riches that the East doth hold.

My love is such that rivers cannot quench,

Nor aught but love from thee give recompense.

Thy love is such I can no way repay,

The heavens reward thee manifold, I pray.

Then while we live, in love let's so perservere

That when we live no more, we may live ever.

A wife

By bullsshake• 24 Aug 2006 16:42
Rating: 3/5
bullsshake

they come, they are wet and wild; and when they go, they take away your house and car :))

By dweller• 24 Aug 2006 16:33
dweller

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending:

$65.00 on make-up,

$150 for a cut & color,

$30 for a manicure,

$40 for a pedicure,

$50 on vitamins,

$300 on clothes

and $600 for a gym membership.

I asked why I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed it to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

By dohagirl• 24 Aug 2006 13:32
dohagirl

I actually had this as a poster while I was in university. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever read. :D

By getinandstayin• 24 Aug 2006 12:22
getinandstayin

So true... thats why wedding dresses are white... so they match all the other kitchen appliances :P

By e46M3• 24 Aug 2006 12:17
e46M3

I especially like the 3rd point; a gay wife. Well that was certainly ahead of its time.

By anonymous• 24 Aug 2006 12:16
anonymous

why do you post the content of your post into a comment instead of the actual post?

By e46M3• 24 Aug 2006 12:16
e46M3

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