How to identify the sex of a fly :D
By KellysHeroes •
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
no worry ... i also pirated it from somewhere else :D
Thank you for the support except one person whose sex is male and betrayed us. We are the champions.... of the world
To prove the point. Count the words in males' comments and count the words in females' and their fans comments
owen daughter. we have a truce I guess.
Novi. Sorry for the piracy. I did ot know about ur post
"A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."
---> lmao ... 2 thumb up for you hehe...
this is the trick that we always use, but someone please give me a chance to feel that I had to let someone speaks something :)
and you see sometimes, we don't enjoy talking that much...we got fed up...and when we don't talk at all...you guys miss them badly and try anything to make us talk again...:P
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ROFL...exactly...
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Heres the reason,
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
see that's the reason why woman talks, you guys says you "got it" (without understanding what we meant) but you see, this always cause a lot of trouble later on...and the more, we are force to talk back on you...still it's all your fault ( i meant referring to men)...
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I guess that you guys speak with puzzles or are using a different language. To be honest, both of them [Men & Women] would understand what do they like to understand. What they don't like would say, I did not got it. The problem is when you tell a woman, I did not got it ... she would try all the different ways to force you in the end to say I got it! I got it! even if the fact says the opposite :)
that's the puzzling part buddy, we do speak the same language but how come you guys still can't get one instruction from us...or you refuse to listen...there's a big difference you know..
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We do speak the same language? Are not we? :)
do we talk that much?...nah, we just like to explain more, coz you guys don't get it once, we have to repeat, along with tons of association/examples for you to be able to understand what we are talking about..:D (see, see, see...just explaining..:P )
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lol......I dont know why do women talk so much???......beats me.
kelly ... not fair ... i posted that few months back. Thats a plagiarism... grrrrr.....
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
very nice one ;)
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