How True
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
nice
Pay peanuts & you get Monkeys
:D
Pay peanuts & you get Monkeys
very good....you may sit now :-P
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
I stand corrected :O)
sir,it isn't 'saggy'....it's Saggi...in short for Saggittarius
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
How can one be Svelte and Saggi at the same time ?
Law of Murphy...
Qlers who read what saggi said on the book of Murphy Law...
they will start googling it...
lol...
:)
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"(A man is great by deeds, not by birth.)"
Murphy's Law
Plain and simple
Regards!!
Copy-Paste from the book of Murphy's Laws,eh? :-D
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor