Husband & Wife ......JOKES
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace.
Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: Oh, no. They are for you.
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in blind in love and
didn't notice.
wife hit her husband with frying pan Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
i know you like others cracking you up!!
Thank You RS, for the lovely compliments.
wallah i dont like push-too at present & you are talking about tomorrow !!
brand new heads, never been used, new as manufactured!
No khattak, i cant ! :(
Heard tat they are very gruesome and wild.
Rizks...Can you mess up with a Pashtun? MODs cant either :P
Khattak tatz not fair ! :(
why then in other thread,they comment in Pushtoo so freely as if there is no tomorrow....lol
RS...His comment got deleted coz it was in Hindi.
Very enjoyable.
Santa - My Wife Died Yesterday.. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Come Out, What To Do?
Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine She Came Back.
lolx nice ones
khattak, seems you are drunk today, i dont see any akram's comment above :(
or he cracked you up in real & u appraising him!
Nice Jokes...TFS
PS: akram2000, You Cracked me UP :D
An elderly married couple are attending church one Sunday morning when half way through the sermon the wife turns to the husband, "I've just let out a long, sweaty, silent fart, what should I do?"
The husband replies, "You should replace the battery in your bloody hearing aid!"
WIFE: Washing, Ironing, F***ing, Etc.
Nice Jokes :)
ok
ok then ? ....:(
funny