I’D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

'I'd love to be eight again' she
replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he
arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops
and jammy toasties!
He took her to Alton Towers
and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they
journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the
latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she
could drink, her favorite lolly and M&Ms What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight
again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to
one of total realization...'I meant my dress size, you f*cking twat !!!'