:: JOKES ::
Enough of Sardar jokes....... ......... . Mallu jokes are here.(no offence meant pls...)!!!!! !!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax
2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.
3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.
4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in Gelff.
5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.
6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen
8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.
9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to
America ?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto
11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask
12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.
13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.
14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi
15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'
16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "
17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.
Come back to Sardars...never ending...
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but?? how much is DRIVING salary...?
Sardar's theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
Sardar shouting to his girl friend ' u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office....
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, 'chal', it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, 'chal' , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, 'chal....' Finally he wrote the conclusion......
....... 'after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......'
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... 'Hindi tera baap!!!'
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
A sardar on an interview for a post 'detective.'
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
I wud say ther r quite a lot of jokes abt the typical keralite's accent and the jokes r nothing to take offence against.
Infact some of them do point out positive aspects .... Like the oft-repeated teastall in the moon joke,it actually shows the pioneering spirit of a group of people who survive and flourish in the most unhospitable of places and continue to be there and witness the growth.
Life is like poker.You pay for what you learn.n the only way you learn is with the cards in ur hand and money on the table.
...........hahahaha...........da last 1 wz jz awesome..........n guyz...........itz jz a joke..........so be cool..............
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lol..well, i've heard worse ones..i guess these r harmless enuf!
Life is like poker.You pay for what you learn.n the only way you learn is with the cards in ur hand and money on the table.
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen...
hahahahahhaa =D =D.. funny 1 =D
Good one Rizks. Simbly Supberb
Very gud ,,have u ever heard them saying the numbers 1,2,3.....
LoL KSA...
That was a decent enough a laugh ...
Get a Corner, and setup a Tea Stall...LOL!!!That was a real good one...
Take it easy guys...!!!
Come on guyz... its just jokes.. just read, smile and Forget it... Tatz it ....
As mentioned above " NO OFFENCE Meant PLEaSE "
Not at all a good one!!!
Poor Jokes....
sorry, I don't get it......
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
warning!!! post them in the funny section.... or you might offend readers...
~~~winner never quits~~~
English blood running through RIZKS veins, may have prompted him to joke on the most versatile culture ie of a Keralite. If there were more like RIZKS, I bet even the Queen would have attended Language classes !
Pun apart, even after the Indian Prime Ministers appreciation that Indians have been able to Indianize even English; laughing on a fellow citizens accent is pathetic.
Ya many might talk like that. One thing is sure, the ENGLISH TEACHER who taught u ENGLISH should be crucified for not teaching u the correct Spellings....
SO TRY TO LEARN SPELLING OF THE WORDS AND JUST DON'T WRITE HOW IT SOUNDS TO UR EARS...............
;)
Had a good laugh...:)