JuSt FoR LaUgH !!

Rizks
By Rizks

Just for Laughs

Two men
met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st:
Forget mine.
Lets find yours!!

**********

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

**********

What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

**********

Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

**********

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and

Panic
is when both are pregnant.

**********

Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

**********

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ???

No, I work in a condom factory & these are
customer complaints.

**********

Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

**********

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

By ksarat16• 4 Jun 2008 10:23
ksarat16

I am sorry to hear that news...my wishes with you and your family girl...

alright and one more thing, madamme, jagah bulaane waale ke dil mein aur haazir hone waaale ke dil mein hona chahiye ghar mein thodi Jagah hota hain kabhi bhi...nahin...alright,

You are a fantastic person, aur aap jub bulaayengi, hum tub haazir ho jayengey, thab tak ke liye, meri angel ko zara sambhaalke rakhiye...theek...

By shinning_star• 4 Jun 2008 09:59
shinning_star

and more over my house is not that big as yours so sab koto nahi bulasakti and can't decide what to do

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By shinning_star• 4 Jun 2008 09:56
shinning_star

hhehehe...

there is just too much going on in my life right now with my grand mother passing away so just need some time

Insha Allaha mujhe pata hai khane pe bulana hai jaldi bulaoon gi ok..

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By ksarat16• 4 Jun 2008 09:52
ksarat16

You always know dont you I miss you bolke...its been a long time, ek din aaapko mujhe khaane pey bulaana chahiye...dont you think, aisa nahin lagta hain...?LOL!!!Self Invitation at the heights I say...

And ghanta all ladies around me...nahin madam, itna bhi lucky nahin hua hoon...hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

Aur life is going pretty much calm and quiet...nothing happening at the professional or personal front...so keeping it kinda quiet at the moment...!!!

You tell me babe hows family and hows my little Angel...

By Rizks• 4 Jun 2008 09:51
Rizks

Well guyz.... enough of LOVE, WAR, HATE, AFFAIR, FRIENDSHEEP ...LoL ( as Ksarat mentioned )

So thought of something different 2 make u all smile...

Cheers Everyone ....

By Murali• 4 Jun 2008 09:48
Murali

So many jokes early in the morning... keep going..

By shinning_star• 4 Jun 2008 09:45
shinning_star

how sweet sarat missin me Insha Allaha

we will meet soon

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By shinning_star• 4 Jun 2008 09:43
shinning_star

hehehe come on sarat you got so many lovely ladies all around so shoulden't i say you are lucky heheh

chal jaane de

aur so tell me howz life going on...

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By ksarat16• 4 Jun 2008 09:38
ksarat16

WHAT LUCKY...kahan see madam, ghanta lucky, kahan pe...

I m doing btw, and how about you, missing you...lol!!!

By shinning_star• 4 Jun 2008 09:37
shinning_star

good ones and yes we need aolt of this everymorning

and hello sarat long time how are you???

i see you are getting lucky haan...

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

By temple_of_roses• 4 Jun 2008 09:35
temple_of_roses

please excuse me for not replying,just getting to knw how it works.brandylady thank you and i will watch out for those lol

i would tell you about the temple of roses in my thread.

By SouthLand• 4 Jun 2008 09:22
SouthLand

Thx Rizks

By ksarat16• 4 Jun 2008 09:19
ksarat16

Now that yes I have to agree that all of you are lovely, but Welcome, for all, o my, anyways as long as the chicks do keep coming in, LOL!!!The Welcomes are on and on...LOL!!!

See now where is that Temple of Roses..I Say...

By NPA• 4 Jun 2008 09:16
NPA

very very nice....

By brandylady• 4 Jun 2008 09:14
brandylady

its just that I wanted her to know how 'lovely' we all are here and it's nice to get a welcome after all ;)

By ksarat16• 4 Jun 2008 09:11
ksarat16

First of all, Riskz, good stuff mate early morning, we need to have more of this everyday rather than Love, Like, Lust ...wait a min, we could do with Lust, lets forget the other two...LOL!!!

Second, TEMPLE OF ROSES...Holy Geeeeezuz....whats that a name...Now it makes me all wonder, where is that temple...I have been to so many temples, and I Tell ya, sometimes it so happens that we go to temples, to look at hot, cute chicks, LOL!!!But never a damn Temple of Roses...LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!anyways if u r new, welcome aboard...and Brandy, you need to stop telling chicks that there would be a welcome party soon for them...LOL!!!

By Vivo Bonito• 4 Jun 2008 09:03
Vivo Bonito

~~~winner never quits~~~

By brandylady• 4 Jun 2008 09:02
brandylady

hope you have a great time on QL :)

there will be a few along just now to welcome you am sure ;)

By temple_of_roses• 4 Jun 2008 08:58
temple_of_roses

cheerd me up too.

By Rizks• 4 Jun 2008 08:58
Rizks

Thx brandy.....

Cheers !!

By brandylady• 4 Jun 2008 08:54
brandylady

they were great, thanx for the cheering up mate xx :)

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