kiddos and their responses...quick giggle...
A first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are , 6-year-olds, first-graders.
The last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses:----------------------until they stop running.
2. Strike while the:-------------------------bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before:---------------Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of:---------termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but:--------How?
6. Don't bite the hand that:-----------------looks dirty.
7. No news is:-------------------------------impossible
8. A miss is as good as a:-------------------Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new:-----------Math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll:-------stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust:-------------------------Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the:------------pigs.
13. An idle mind is:-------------------------the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's:-------------pollution.
15. Happy the bride who:---------------------gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is:------------------------not much.
17. Two's company, three's:------------------the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what:--------you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and:
-------------You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as:--------------Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not:---------spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed:-----------get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you:----------See in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind:-----------get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand:----------------------is going to poop on you.
hahahahaha....
6. Don't bite the hand that:-----------------looks dirty.
== SO TRUE!!!
LOL .... My favorites :
5. You can lead a horse to water but:--------How? simple minds lol
16. A penny saved is:------------------------not much . So true :D
Char stop hijaking :d
Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
.. always loved these :)
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' level"
Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
"Mum, teacher was asking me today if i have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
She just said, "Thank goodness!"
Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "The whole body, Sir."
A school girl was having an eye test.
"Can u read out the letters on the chart on the wall?" asked the optician.
"Chart? Where?" asked the girl.
A teacher was asking her class:
"What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?"
Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'ill egal' is a sick eagle."
TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
STUDENT: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
STUDENT: Nine.
TEACHER: That's impossible.
STUDENT: No, it isn't, teacher. I'm eight today.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!
the guy in the 11th point is already way ahead of his age. He is started practicing earlier than his peers. (Am not talking about girls)
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
Too cute. :D
"You don't have to like me for who I am but we'll see what you're made of by what you make of me." Ani Difranco
If at first you don't succeed:-----------get new batteries.
.....how i wish trials would be as easy as this..:P
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.