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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man
dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd:
"If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies:"Okay. "
The young man parks the car,connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,enters
a NASA Webster, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60
Excel tables filled withlogarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a
10 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.
He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."
The shepherd cheers,"That' s correct, you an have your sheep." The young
man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will
you return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not".
The shepherd says, "You are a Management Consultant from a top-notch
consultancy like McKinsey,etc. .".
How did you know?" asks the surprised young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd.
"First, you came here without being called.
Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, And
third, you don't understand anything about my business...
Now can I have my DOG back?"
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dude my botoxed face will crack into tiny pieceseses..........
I should write a program to automatically post everything in my spam folder here in QL. I'll call the username adams.apple.2
Around 500,000 messages, If I post 50 a day, that's 10,000 days or 27 years!
this one is also the same like call center agents and telemarketers ahah!
lesson learned.. =)
Mind your own business, then you will see the joy coming into your life.
Twit!
Lol...
Adam.apple...seems you are one of the likes...
member for 1 day 21 hours and almost 17 posts.. and may be a new one in the making as I write...
lucky you..
One Life to Live...Live It To The Fullest
If it is getting so much on ur nerves..stop reading them..
My posts are for light minded people..
nice one.. .Management Consultants and clueless Managers don't have a clue do they?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
hahahahahaha.....
By the way, these management consultants are really minting money and get excellent packages.
you're post is getting into my nerves.
expect nothing, do more, love lots, smile often, cry sometimes but continue living....
ok.....