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AGAIN !!! SORRY, IF ITS OLD FOR SOME, IGNORE IT PLS....!!
1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that,
One loves too much, And the other loves too many,
4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
8) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!
9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... Opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.
5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as
GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
Rizks Are you Sure ?
"Drink Beer Save Water"
"i have NEW,leather, and soft cushioned one - bro !!!"
Yes it is F/F I know. but no leather for sure,
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"not even in the measuem. let us know after checking the ones in your Crib" i have NEW,leather, and soft cushioned one - bro !!!
Guess we may find one in UR office, were u sitting...
"your damn 10000BC CHAIR," don't have one in Qatar. not even in the measuem. let us know after checking the ones in your Crib. we will let the measuem have a look.
Guess you haven't read the my 1st posting properly.
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i like the first one most and i accept it coz unfortunately my husband is a IT professional.ha! ha !
good jokes , ty rizks :)
Charan i meant to say your damn 10000BC CHAIR, frm which u keep fallin all time ...LOL
And by the way, i guess u have not read the First Line in my TREAD !!!
CheerZ !!!
what we have is state of art furniture here. not the ones like old junk jokes :)
Ban Spoon Feeding not Me
guess u need to change tat Old Antique peice then .....:(
I was fallen out from my chair laughing :(
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