LEBANESE

Nice joke, no offense, BTW, my naiebors are lebanese, and they are nice.

:D

They got nice cars, but always broke and hungry...

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

-- Will Rogers

Funny! =D

"Even if  LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."

thanks for the joke, but i would be more thankful if u ppl instead of saying jokes about lebanese , stand with them in facing what's goin in their country and pray with them

thanks

Ah ok...then let the games begin...goodluck to you both..

hheheeehhheee i narrated the joke to my lebanese collegue here.. he went nuts...

GoooOOoood One...

Never Ask for a SMILE..just GIVE it..

Guys - every nationality has its stereotypes, and many many jokes use these as the basis of their humour. Jokes like these aren't having a go at the nationality in question. Lighten up, and appreciate the joke for what it is - a joke!

Bless him

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Not quantity words...now you really are testing my patience DaRude boy...

dont worry about Ksa he is just one huge spunchi spongebob teady bear :D

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I am talking of something GOOD, not flirting you bugger...LOL!!!

 lol i think i did reply but that reply went to tweety go find it lol

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Why would I consider my Arch Rival on QL SWEET...and that too DARUDE...O HELL NO GIRL!!!, he does that line to every girl, and she falls for that, Damn Darude...LOL!!!

Well ofcourse Nadt, we are good buddies as you can see, and pretty better arch rivals in the competition to get the girls, ladies, women to join our respective teams, he is way in front of me, but I am catching up...he is a deadly and an awesome bloke...a very good friend as well...(NOW DARUDE ITS TIME FOR YOU TO TALK A BIT GOOD ABOUT ME TOO SO THAT ALL THE GIRLS DONT GO INTO YOUR TEAM BUGGER, GET YOUR AZZ HERE AND SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME!!!)LOL!!!

Ah Ksarat, with that stupid question, you have to read between the lines, hes just protective of people, ive heard his just a big soft despite talking with his fists(which he doesnt really mean)...thats sweet dont you think?

I thought a smiley would be enough at the end of my post... as I mentioned, I wanted to emphasize that they are STYLISH... that's all folks ;D

Thanks to those who take it as a good joke!

 you are always late not my fault

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For the Lebanese only:

I have 2 news!

1 good and 1 bad !

The good one: I'VE FOUND THE HAND LOSTED!

The bad one: NO MORE ROLEX, SORRY

This is a joke! Then, wooden spears are not neccesary! :)

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

 ok good fine forgiven :D

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How did you find DaRude so Sweet with that stupid question....damn him...he is taking all the girls on QL...LOL!!!I should have asked the same question before he did....Damn you DaRude...hmmmmmmphhhhhh...!!!

Thanks Darude your so sweet ..no need though..The joke was funny, not the least bit offended....

Angle eyes, next time try saying it as a joke not a story or a fact plz.

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

tell me tell me who to grab from his/her throat quick

b4 they log off

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I'll just dedicate this joke to my wonderful LEBANESE friend... I'm sure he'll love it ;)

I have seen this joke a few times before but it was about a lawyer. Another time it was a New Yorker (New Yorker was in a small southern town etc.,etc.) Now, no one can complain about a lawyer being in this situation LOL. Well, at least American lawyers.....

Yup fair enough.

Alexa, it doesnt say that its a joke. It's more like a story or an insult. I took it as a joke and laughed about it, thats my way of looking. But Angle eyes wrote it as an insult or may be she was making fun of Lebanese people... who knows. Like I said it's the way she represented not the way we think.

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

Take it easy, its just a JOKE....

Ah come on guys its only a joke, there is some truth to it, and any "normal person would know not all are like that, but thats the fun bit about jokes, to generalise. If jokes were politically correct then they wouldnt be funny...

and that ultimately is the aim of a joke...to make you laugh....

Now if you want to discuss wether this is true or not...to what extent...what are the social reprocussions, etc... We can start another thread for that =p

Stay safe all.

Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?

nice... sorry to lebanese outhere to make fun with this joke.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

Dude, well ofcourse I would never comment upon why it needs to be taken seriously, because thats again Race specific which you know I dont get into...but then again, I guess, if a person was to mean it as an offence I think that would be mentioned rather...than mentioning it as a joke...

I guess thats the benefit of doubt that needs to go out here...

And Hey Angel Eyes, you also should have maybe mentioned this in the FUNNIES Section so it stands out as a joke and not an offence...

Fair Enough Angel and Thexonic...right...?

You will see who has a broad mind here... ;))

Ksa the author of this story knows its a joke, but he or she didnt care enough to mention it as a joke, rather a story... or may be their intentions were to make fun of lebanese people... who knows, to u may be its a joke, but not to all.

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

If a person puts a joke, like how we had earlier in the day...

Husbands and Wives, or Santa Singh, Banta Singh, does that mean everyone is like that...dude...its a Joke...get it...?

And as far as All Indians being Mallus, and not knowing how to drive...well no comments on that, and that statement is a pretty light one, and even this joke buddy is a pretty light one, it doesnt say any strong lines...

If it says after the whole joke, Poor Lebanese men, then you are right, its turned a wrong way, but now it hasnt so really you need to stop turning it that way...

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12 joke = original version

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jaguar XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Jag. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911. In less than five minutes, a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Jag , which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you high rollin' lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "OH MY GOD," screamed the lawyer, "My Rolex!!!!" .

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lets see... all indians r mallus, they dont know how to drive... sounds funny to u???

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

thanks for the compliment

very true

Geeezuz people, this is a JOKE...cant you get it, its just a JOKE...

No generalizing happening in here...

A JOKE IS A JOKE AND NOTHING ELSE!!!

And yes, good one...I must say...!!!

hehehe nice one

Life is a mystery..... you never know whats next.....

good joke... i like Lebanese food...

good 1

I looked into the good side of this joke, that's why I posted it ;D

LEBANESE seems to be TRENDY for me... and I like their style..come on!

No comment, but a good joke.

why u hate Lebanese ?

we aren't like this. maybe we like to show off; but sure not materialistic.

i used to think that none ever pray, but i have aguy in my office who is more punctual than me.

m with texonic

never generalise

but still , good joke

Hahahahha... good joke,

But not all the lebanese r like that, stop generalising...

IF EVERYONE WAS TO TAKE AN EYE FOR AN EYE, THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN BLIND TODAY - MAHATMA GANDHI

Quality submission. Very good.