Let's do blondes...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, They called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want? To go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars,
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra-terrestrial life on the planet."
They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.
Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her same
question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings."
Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.
Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the Sun."
The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"
The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
APARTMENT FOR RENT
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500.He spends the night with her but before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the
whole event was not worth the price.
So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following
typed note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I Rented
the apartment, I was under the impression that;
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there
wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you
don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present
landlady.
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Champ...u sound like the Goddess of Joketime...when do i get to meetup with u...i start to wonder...do u really have this amount of humour in real life rather than Reel life...u must be a tough girl in reality...is it...
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" Live Life To The Fullest ! Enjoy Yourself "
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interprete the fact I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before midnight.
On returning home he found the following reply from his wife:
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My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time, I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also is 18.
As a successful businessman, and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
I think it's just turned into a blonde thread, so don't mind us hey! Anything goes here... :)
good one - LOL - a nice laugh before I hit the hay..
what to do with blondies?
Michael returned from a doctor's visit
one day and told his wife Anna that the
doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, Anna asked Michael
to love with her. Of course, he agreed,
and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Michael went to Anna again
and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left
to live. Maybe we could make love again?"
Anna agrees and again they make love.
Later, Michael is getting into bed when he realized
he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched
her shoulder and said, "Honey, Please? Just one more
time before I die." Anna agreed, than afterwards
she rolled over and fell asleep.
Michael, however, heard the clock ticking in his head and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped her
shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we..." Anna sat up abruptly, turned to Michael and said,
"Listen Michael, I have to get up in the morning...
AND YOU DON'T!!"
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just correction.. the Blondy's answer is wrong from the beginning, when she answered that she wants to visit "Planet Sun"...that's it, no any other point.. even this one is not a point..I am just bored and hungry..... it's another 27 minutes until iftar..
i have been sitting in the office all day. will go some shopping malls today:)
and u?
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
sun is the star.
How's you today :D
I knew a blonde who thought Wanking was a city in China - until she discovered Smirnoff
(with apologies to a very old advertising campaign by Smirnoff Vodka)
come on there are blondes on this site:)
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them.
The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop, and tells the brunette.
The brunette then asks if he's got his lights on.
The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"
ha ha ha quite funny
Whats the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley ?
A shopping trolley has mind of it's own.
are just one funny creation lol
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