Let's start the day with smile
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...Forward...Backward. Forward. Backward. Forward....Stop and eject.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day!
7 Qualities of a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible, Energetic, Adorable, Sweet, Truthful and Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
I think it was better to end our day by these Jokes not to start
at all hahahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
Nothing makes me laugh :D
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DaRuDe, where is your sense of humor man... chill is only for joke. Anyway, I never see you laughin so hard actually. Tell me.. whats make you happy and laugh so hard???
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
Stop giving everyone the wetter side of things...newbies will start thinking it always rains in QL...and not in Qatar...
Be a good girl...and regd sharing this moment with ma wife...O well...time will come soon enough...girl...now stop picking on ma wife...spare her ... (whoever she is...)...I wonder what would the status be if you ever happen to meet her...
(Gives me the shivers...dont want to see that moment for sure...LOL)...
Sir, yes Sir... DaRuDe Boss
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
i think hmmm well calm down.
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lol hahahahaha =D a very good and wet morning everyone =D
- live your life as simple as you are
- money doesn't create man, but it is the man who created money
- don't do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you feel good
its wet.. wet... wet... morning ksarat, see if you have wife you can share this moment with her. Laughin Oud Laud (am so bad) hahahahaa...
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
O well Mila, at first I just saw that sun going down joke, but now I came back to read the whole thing cos someone was speaking of a WET morning...
Mila you surprise me with every move babe...not bad...and just so as it goes...good stuff early up...
No wonder you are telling for a wife for some special bfast...O Blimey...LOL
wet morning indeed KH. well in my part anyway.. ooopppsss i forget its open forum.. ha ha.. is a joke!!!
Everybody is right Everybody is wrong, it depend where we stand.
We should call it a wet morning
Good morning everybody and thank you Mila
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HAHAHAHA
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