The lady had erectile dysfunction too? So on the 7 hour flt they got drunk and fell asleep. Got off the plane and said, Wait, this isn't Florida! This is London...
panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
at the south east of us i never was there b4 but i have visited atlanta...but the seven hours wasn't about doha florida it was btw doha to my loving town....where i'm going this week...my english is very bad but i know where is florida.....regards ;p
QS your imagination is very wide! hurricane! florida! why not! ;p
....when panda back to the airport again, he found this lady who has had the same problem, and they took the same flight (she wanted to stay beside him!), during seven hours flight they.......
our man has a history with god..and he has had his prayers answered a couple times...all he has to do is stand on one leg and one hand and his free toe and finger locked together and tell 'shazam,from the depths of heaven and hell,hear me else thou shall not use your wand to wack' and then the prayer
since he is allergic to snow he makes his wish in the airport,
when about to complete, there is an guy from the american base thinking he is a terrorist who is doing a secret call to bomb the entire town and grabs him by the knee to do a death roll..
our hero who was about to complete his words slipped and somehow the wish turned out to be "i want to have a erectile dysfunction for life"
Hurricane has flown in panda’s house, pulled the passport from his hands.. and carried it away back to Florida..
Now panda, instead of going back home had to travel to Florida first to get his passport back.. which he actually didn’t mind.. yes he knew, his wife and kids are waiting for him.. so what? They waited for a month, they can wait for another one..
but next day the snow storm from Alaska came to Qatar, along with the hurricain "Katrina" from Florida, and airport was shut down due to weather condition..
chunglai, it was enough for me that day i was trully tired by all these things and if i found it expired then i'll kill my self for good lol. but it wasn't hamdullilah.....the next day back to the airport again.....
thinking about one hour where it could be, he finally found it on the ground at the immigration parking...so it was really bad day ofr him poor guy!.....no he never lost his patience my friend rizks ;)
after half an hour passed, he missed the flight and he back to home.....after that he's gone to the immigration office to renew his exit permit. and the catastroph happened....he lost his passeport!
you were with him guys! beleive me or not, that time there was one lady nearby me and she shoud take the same flight and had the same problem as me.....but I was the hero :).....
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At this point, a friendly face apears, its KUNG FU PANDA, an old school friend..........and says to panda.....
am already too up thats why i cant see down and i miss it so i have to sit down on the floor
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Try to keep up, Da!lol!
LOL DA, read above i said panda was in the plane and sitting nearby a very nice creature,......i know ur totally lost...lol
stuck in the airport GETTTTTTTTTTT ON THE PLAAAAAAAAANE
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oh pritexpat! I didn't have seen the dictionnary when I choose my username! s****t....I guess i'll change it soon....xxxxx
The lady had erectile dysfunction too? So on the 7 hour flt they got drunk and fell asleep. Got off the plane and said, Wait, this isn't Florida! This is London...
panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
it's ok QS, i know ur always kidding....
nobody is interested by my story i think it's so sad...ok forget it...i'll finish it alone....but not here....
hey.. i was kidding.. no need to take offence...sorry eh?
at the south east of us i never was there b4 but i have visited atlanta...but the seven hours wasn't about doha florida it was btw doha to my loving town....where i'm going this week...my english is very bad but i know where is florida.....regards ;p
seven hours??..do you have an idea where is Florida located, panda??
lol...
QS your imagination is very wide! hurricane! florida! why not! ;p
....when panda back to the airport again, he found this lady who has had the same problem, and they took the same flight (she wanted to stay beside him!), during seven hours flight they.......
the only think he can think of is hamburger...
since he already suffers from this "ailment", his wish is lost.
Suddenly he spies a dhow floating in on the flooded runway...
our man has a history with god..and he has had his prayers answered a couple times...all he has to do is stand on one leg and one hand and his free toe and finger locked together and tell 'shazam,from the depths of heaven and hell,hear me else thou shall not use your wand to wack' and then the prayer
since he is allergic to snow he makes his wish in the airport,
when about to complete, there is an guy from the american base thinking he is a terrorist who is doing a secret call to bomb the entire town and grabs him by the knee to do a death roll..
our hero who was about to complete his words slipped and somehow the wish turned out to be "i want to have a erectile dysfunction for life"
still learning...
Hurricane has flown in panda’s house, pulled the passport from his hands.. and carried it away back to Florida..
Now panda, instead of going back home had to travel to Florida first to get his passport back.. which he actually didn’t mind.. yes he knew, his wife and kids are waiting for him.. so what? They waited for a month, they can wait for another one..
and according to City's weather forecast..the hurricane, along with hale would last for 3 weeks.. (oh oh..the end is near)..
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but next day the snow storm from Alaska came to Qatar, along with the hurricain "Katrina" from Florida, and airport was shut down due to weather condition..
lol
i think you guys have an immigration phobia....!!!
chunglai, it was enough for me that day i was trully tired by all these things and if i found it expired then i'll kill my self for good lol. but it wasn't hamdullilah.....the next day back to the airport again.....
he found his passport. while he is kissing his passport and hugging it deeply, it opened and he found out that his passport is expired....
thinking about one hour where it could be, he finally found it on the ground at the immigration parking...so it was really bad day ofr him poor guy!.....no he never lost his patience my friend rizks ;)
he lost his passport and lost his patience and fainted in front of the immg. officer ...
after half an hour passed, he missed the flight and he back to home.....after that he's gone to the immigration office to renew his exit permit. and the catastroph happened....he lost his passeport!
I would offer 5 Riyals and some left over biscuits.... with a smile !
a witch who owns the broomstick says:
bienvenue a bord.
chaud
five riyals ? i may be cheap, but i'm not that cheap..
What else can you offer me ? he said with a wink!
all flights were cancelled.
then panda saw a broomstick............
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After the game, the KiNG and the PAwN go into the same box.
-Italian Proverb
OK guys! I know your brains are frozen because of the begining of the week, let's finish this story if you never mind...cheers ;P
you were with him guys! beleive me or not, that time there was one lady nearby me and she shoud take the same flight and had the same problem as me.....but I was the hero :).....
and pay Qrs.5/- as a TIP...... LooL
Brother i need help can you help me picking up my heavy bags :D
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" khanan, just for your information that it was happened to me three months ago, it was trully tragic experience....".
he had only half an hour for boarding! he called his compagny (immigration dpt)....
the heroine...looking at Panda....
romantic score in the background...
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
A girl winks at him in the airport and ask him for a date.
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No exit permit issued. so no emigration cleared. back to square one :(
* sad background music starts...."
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
immigration...he came to know that his exit permit had been cancelled.......:(....
it really turning out to be very tragic......
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
but as he doesn't care about this call and he try to leave without permission, at the airport.....
LOL....tragical end of story!.
to meet his lovely wife and children back home.....
he gets a weird call from company that your leave is canceled GET BACCCCCCCCCCCCK TO WORK.
Oh guess that was end of story ay
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