The Magician and the Parrot
There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.
He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''
The magician chased the bird away.
The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''
The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.
The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.
They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''
The English are notorious about their dry sense of humor. Not even water will save this joke.
Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:
No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!
Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"
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This is one of my better ones..:)
HAHHAHAHAHa so goes the story of the parrot n the magician
life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......
The parrot thinks that the magician has hidden the ship using his magic. He is admitting that he cant find where he has hidden it.
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I didnt get the joke.