Male vs Female at ATM's
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.
MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of careful research.
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
4. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
5. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down
4. Find handbag; remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open the car door to allow easy access to machine due to its excessive distance from the vehicle.
8. Insert card.
9. Reinsert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Recheck make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate cardholder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers lined up behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull away.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake.
Why the Hooters always employ Big Txts waitress in their joints. Curious.
Well I was worried you actually didn't know what a hooker was KellysHeroes! LOL.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
I know it was directed at Biyari. You don't have to say sorry and I was just making fun out of the situation but instead of having you smiling or "lolling", you got confused. Am very sorry.
Sorry KellysHeroes, it was directed at Biyari. :)
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Thank you for the explaination. In fact I did not know what a hooker is and I am very very shy to ask (blush). Now I know what does it mean.
Have a nice day :)
im behaving than usual...ask mom scarlett..:D ...lol, so its official then, you'll be my dad here...:P
as long as you behave I don't mind being Big Daddy :D
A girl who works at Hooters isn't a hooker she's a waitress Bhiyari. Just in case you don't know the difference, a hooker provides sexual acts for money, a waitress brings ones food to a table. Big difference.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
yes, we did...that's why im calling you now my father (on QL)..and hoping you don't mind..:D
hmmmmm, pretty interesting...!! Cool Stuff..!!
well, need to check her rear view mirror to tell :)
your Big Daddy says very good morning.
Thought we have a truce :)
Anyhow, repetition does not harm.
hmmmm...i think this have been posted way before...:D
peace father kelly..:P
are you talking about my wife? lol
May the roof above us never fall in, and may the friends below never fall out!
doesn,t matter
I am not teasing you babe, just telling u abt correction
If u don,t mind i wanna say u something that
it's not hooter it's HOOKER
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I admit. you are a distinguished expert teasing me.
Now you are revenging for a crime I did without intention to my colleague and that was in 1980 here in Doha.
We were living together in the same house and you can imagine the scene here at that time.
for some reason I told him that ob of the ABBA girls has been selected to have the cutest or sexiest butt in Europe
Next morning, the guy was red-eyed and he told me that he could not sleep all night trying to imagne how that butt would look like :D
so you are acting as justice arm after 27 years
Imagine Hooters in Doha.Must be full house every night.LOL.Here is one not far from my home and i dont know why but it is always a free place to find there.Maybe we have to many equals Bars here?But anyway the Girls there are *YUMMYYYYYYY*
:-))))
*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your
spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.
Keep the faith!*
smile or cry?
In fact I cannot sustain such beauty, They have approached me but I gave them a wrong mobile number ;)
HOOTER GIRLS are very aggressive and coz of them I changed my hair color to grey and waxed part of it to look bald to draw less attantion. I cannot stand so many girls chasing me :D
Have you ever heard from the *HOOTERS GIRLS*???
:-))))))
When you see them you will be blinded by so much beauty.
Smile.
*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your
spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.
Keep the faith!*
should be titled Female vs Male considering the principle of "ladies first"
I don't mind waiting if the lady is ED HARDY staff (not stuff) member ;) in which case I will hold her TIGHTLY and call you to find out the store location:)
Am I naughty :D
LOL.Defenetly i prefere the male procedure.But sometimes ii is true.Females needs more time and you wait...and wait...and wait...
;-)))))))
*Create your own destiny,fighting against your dark sides,raise your
spirituality.Every day is a new day.A new life.
Keep the faith!*