Marriage Humor !!!!!!!!

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

Wife : 'What are you doing?'
Husband : 'Nothing.'
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no..'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you , darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

By ayah82• 14 Jun 2008 14:29
ayah82

LOL

GOOD ONE

By ayah82• 14 Jun 2008 14:29
ayah82

LOL

GOOD ONE

By arraya• 14 Jun 2008 14:17
arraya

To Live Is To Die.....Life Is Like A Fuse.....So Short And Burning Really Fast.....So Live Your Life To The Fullest.....!!!!!

By i2kreativ• 14 Jun 2008 13:59
i2kreativ

gud one

keep it up

The AdMan

4 ur advertising needs

call me

By fai077• 14 Jun 2008 13:56
Rating: 2/5
fai077

Last one is perfect...

Have A Great Day.....

By harsha• 14 Jun 2008 13:41
harsha

the sense of humour one is great.. hehe..

By dharma.naidu• 14 Jun 2008 13:38
dharma.naidu

funny ..... very gud ..

By Snowstorm• 14 Jun 2008 13:06
Rating: 3/5
Snowstorm

 

http://www.qatarliving.com/group/ql-kairali

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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By britexpat• 14 Jun 2008 12:50
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

By boostan6• 14 Jun 2008 12:43
boostan6

I like the 2nd and last ones.

Thanks

By KellysHeroes• 14 Jun 2008 12:35
KellysHeroes

does not make much difference. you still need weather forecast for that as well

 

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By abohmaid• 14 Jun 2008 12:34
abohmaid

nice thanks

By DaRuDe• 14 Jun 2008 12:32
DaRuDe

 am not talking about the weather

am talking about the marriage life

 

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By KellysHeroes• 14 Jun 2008 12:30
KellysHeroes

no not okay. still windy outside

 

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By Secguy• 14 Jun 2008 12:26
Rating: 2/5
Secguy

HaHahahah. good one

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

By DaRuDe• 14 Jun 2008 12:26
DaRuDe

no problem no worries its ok now

 

 

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By KellysHeroes• 14 Jun 2008 12:26
KellysHeroes

 

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By pinoy_ako08• 14 Jun 2008 12:20
pinoy_ako08

hahahahahaha.... nice one! now i know what a married life would be... happy that im still single. hahahahhaha

By wmhizon• 14 Jun 2008 12:19
Rating: 2/5
wmhizon

this thread is specially dedicated to...........

 

"Life's rule: Assume nothing...expect little...do more...need less...smile often...sleep long...dream big...laugh a lot...pray always & once in a while...cry but continue living!

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