Marriage - think about it

Remember; Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. It's TRUE! Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage!

1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

2. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

3. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

4. Why do men die before their wives? Cause they want to.

5. Do you know the punishment for bigame? Two mothers-in-law.

6. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in someparts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

7.The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

8. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

9. How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

10. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

11.A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son,I'm still paying."

"keep Smiling"