Marrige, give a thought.......
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
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It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives
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If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day *********
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage
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Galfriends r like chocolates,taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he
would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
So is Thunder and Lightining ;)
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.”
that you speak from experience?
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.”
Men should also know that...
You should not be interested in uncovering things that can affect you if the truth is known.
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.”
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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had
Kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totalling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "But what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
For all men with a good sense of humour ..
Women will love this..
A Prayer......
Dear God, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because God, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
And I don't know how to crochet. Amen!
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.”
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You don't have to be scared of marriage, dear. It is the guy who needs to be scared.
Yeahhh, that is usually how it happens on this planet.
No problem though, you can always start divorce proceedings. It might help for some time. If you'll avoid dangerous areas.
how you know Diana? ;)
Somebody put a gun to your head? :)
I am married :(
Cute cute cute!! I am talking about the joke of course..:))
I'm working my back off to meet a close deadline at work. Thought I'd rest for 5 min, and there you made me laugh.
Perfect weekend
married is most important for all even there is alot of problems and more fights but end of the day u will forger everything and when u get old u will get ur rest and stay on save
so dont be scard bcoz even u not married yet . u will face more problems spically from ur boss so its better to get fight with ur wife better u fight with ur sponser and after that u will go home and u will fight with ur parents to give u money
so get married ok dont scare its like going to heaven
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its not about being scared.... this is just for a laugh to relieve the daily tension
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
are you married or what??
Im not yet married.. but would love to be in the future.. it doesn't scare me at all!
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Wanted to write the very same remark. ;)
:) I laughed a lot with my hubby! :)
Nice i had read it before
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side
Although I had to laugh the question in my mind is "do you hate the idea of marriage"?