Men Are Hard To Please...

hrscorp
By hrscorp

Men Are Hard To Please

 

The problems with GUYS but unuttered...

 

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

 

where do we have to stand gals?

 

<<<rule the world>>>

By goaboy• 13 May 2008 17:50
goaboy

women ?

By dragonfly212• 13 May 2008 11:50
dragonfly212

Delete this post to please somebody. whish people learn from my statement bellow:

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

By hrscorp• 13 May 2008 10:32
hrscorp

that is one big thing :-)

((change the world))

By falcon555• 12 May 2008 23:50
falcon555

Well in my POV,I think a Soft Kiss on Her forehead will work good.

LOVE Really Does Mean Never Having To Say Your Sorry..

By casanova• 12 May 2008 23:41
casanova

goaboy... Women doesn’t need all that .... they only need one thing .... The point is how quickly you can realize what that one thing is?

Well to be more precise, they will always say I just want this... and there just keeps on changing every now and then...

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”

Martin Luther King.

By goaboy• 12 May 2008 19:19
goaboy

women need to be loved understood and given a little attention i mean a person should take he out to places she likes and also like her interests like dancing to the park etc

By goaboy• 12 May 2008 19:14
goaboy

now thats something for me to think about:)

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 18:21
spicemom

some1new you are so correcto.........>grins

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By shane23• 12 May 2008 18:20
shane23

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him.... it happened to me... gonna break his neck

By nepparaiso• 12 May 2008 18:19
nepparaiso

perfectly said (LOL)

By someonenew• 12 May 2008 18:12
someonenew

The key to any Man's happiness...apart from the things you mentioned is good food and control of the tv remote!!!

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By Cornellian• 12 May 2008 18:01
Cornellian

Guys, control urselves! It's still a family website in a muslim country.

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield

By t_coffee_or_me• 12 May 2008 17:28
t_coffee_or_me

hmmmmmmmmmmmm mila is it the weather i know its hot

 

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 12 May 2008 17:25
DaRuDe

 no more thursday night clubbing too huh

 

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By DaRuDe• 12 May 2008 17:24
DaRuDe

 will cancel tomorrow night event too :?

 

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By t_coffee_or_me• 12 May 2008 17:23
t_coffee_or_me

lol darude

 

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 12 May 2008 17:22
DaRuDe

 what are you talking about :?

speed!!!!!!!

 

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By SPEED• 12 May 2008 17:20
SPEED

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By dragonfly212• 12 May 2008 16:46
dragonfly212

yes goa, now u talking. because our G-Spot is hard to find. hehehehhehehee not like men.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

By goaboy• 12 May 2008 16:43
goaboy

i think women are hard to please

By bookworm• 12 May 2008 12:28
bookworm

mallrat, you're right.

Grinning

By mallrat• 12 May 2008 12:13
Rating: 2/5
mallrat

.45, milla jovovick movie.

Never go younger by a month, a hard bod is no substitute for wisdom.

By bookworm• 12 May 2008 12:09
bookworm

Line from the movie i saw last night,

"Life is like sex, if you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself".

Grinning

By ksarat16• 12 May 2008 10:38
Rating: 4/5
ksarat16

Nope, in this QL there aint 4 multiple choices, sounds more like an Engineering Entrance exam from India....Multiple choices...LOL!!!...

For you especially you are both in A and B, cos thats the Bottom Line...cos KSA Says so...!!!LOL!!!

By ulas.gurel• 12 May 2008 10:31
ulas.gurel

Can you do without mans in this world?

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 10:21
spicemom

ok then so NONE of the above then, normally one is given A, B or C in a multiple choice question and sometimes even D.........la - la - la - la laaa

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By ksarat16• 12 May 2008 10:20
Rating: 4/5
ksarat16

Tooo Greedy alright, would have been more pleased and less shocked if you had told you'd wanted both A and B, now thats called a perfect Choice, the best of both the worlds kinda style...but see again confused, I m telling you A or B and you are telling me none of them...girl there is no choice as None of The Above...LOL!!!

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 10:08
spicemom

brandy- the beer is to give them a boost of confidence(lol) and if he thinks he is good hey let him think so we dont kiss and tell - na ah not us >winks

KSA - wat if we decide we want neither A or B then what??hehehhehheheh

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By ksarat16• 12 May 2008 10:04
ksarat16

Ofcoure thats a good order Spicemom,

Hey come on girl, you have to admit girls plainly are pretty confused...I mean look at this site for instance, you have Darude and you have ME just cant decide which one to go for...now pls dont step into Darude's side since I have been rude here...play fair...LOL!!!!!!!!!!

By brandylady• 12 May 2008 10:03
brandylady

methinx too much beer doesn't make for very good sex, well he will think he is very good but we know don't we girl :)

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 10:02
spicemom

brandy i think is the beer first then the sex........in that order.........lol coz after sex it wont be beer but a snooze instead............>winks

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 10:00
spicemom

of course he is happy saying us girls never know wat we want.......which aint true........

so here i come bursting his happy bubble--la la la la la

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By brandylady• 12 May 2008 09:59
brandylady

beer n sex, sex n beer, in what order :) x

By DohaSteve• 12 May 2008 09:59
Rating: 2/5
DohaSteve

the best thing you can do is bin the twat and find a simple man.

The way to please a simple man is not difficult:

1. Show up naked

2. Bring beer

happy days

"You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks"

By DaRuDe• 12 May 2008 09:57
DaRuDe

whats this demand and supply topic :/

ah Ksa is so happy in this topic

 

 

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By spicemom• 12 May 2008 09:56
spicemom

KSA - hey i know what i want but more often than not i dont get wat i want.........boooooooooohoooooooohoooooooo

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By swissgirl39• 12 May 2008 09:54
Rating: 4/5
swissgirl39

 

 

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*

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By ksarat16• 12 May 2008 09:54
ksarat16

Somebody said, atleast we know what we want about the Ladies (MIla), ya right, bul s5it youknow what you want...

Girls never know what they want...always confusion right from Driving to selection...LOL!!!

By dragonfly212• 12 May 2008 09:53
dragonfly212

Ducks, yeah beer and sex goes together. one after another

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

By Ducks• 12 May 2008 09:52
Ducks

soon... :)

and honestly...at least in the western world...sex is still the thing with which everz women can get from the man what she wants...at least sometimes :D

Doha, I'm coming! Ducks in Doha from 12th - 18th of May :)

By dragonfly212• 12 May 2008 09:51
dragonfly212

hehheheeh correct CB, you sums up pretty good.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 09:50
spicemom

agreed ducks and hey are ya here yet??

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By anonymous• 12 May 2008 09:50
anonymous

Good Morning you got that right, but this really applies to governments before the normal people in this order Power - Pleasing

Money - My

Sex - Self

By Ducks• 12 May 2008 09:49
Ducks

lol...see...you're already a lucky women if you get a guy with beer and without belly :D

Doha, I'm coming! Ducks in Doha from 12th - 18th of May :)

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 09:46
spicemom

ah yes ducks of course the beer and the belly to gowith it............hehhehehhehheh

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 09:45
spicemom

i believe in pleasing myself before i can please others-sorry tough luck..........lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By Ducks• 12 May 2008 09:45
Rating: 3/5
Ducks

and beer, mila....don't forget the beer while watching sports on tv. that makes us complete :)

Doha, I'm coming! Ducks in Doha from 12th - 18th of May :)

By dragonfly212• 12 May 2008 09:42
dragonfly212

Men is not hard to please. they all want 3 things: Money, Power and Sex.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

By mghozlan• 12 May 2008 09:36
mghozlan

don't try to please, just be yourself, and yes some are like that, but not all. life is too short to live only for someone else.

By anonymous• 12 May 2008 09:36
anonymous

They compare women to their mothers - what the bottome line here is they can't accept changes in the wame way women do. They want thing to change to thier way of thinking instead of going with the flow of changes in their lives .

By spicemom• 12 May 2008 09:30
spicemom

for men only their Mothers know wat they want......lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

By casanova• 12 May 2008 09:25
casanova

MEN WILL BE MEN....... ;)

“Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.”

Martin Luther King.

By hrscorp• 12 May 2008 09:20
hrscorp

bet not...women are able to speak and express their thoughts...men i dont think so.

((change the world))

By TexGary• 12 May 2008 09:13
TexGary

Women aren't so easy to please either. Many of those same statements apply to women too. I don't think it is a man problem as much as a human one.

By dragonfly212• 12 May 2008 09:11
dragonfly212

yeah agree with cornie, better please ourselves atleast we knows what we want and how we want. hehehehehhee

actually men is not hard to please. they all want 3 things: Money, Power and Sex.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

By hrscorp• 12 May 2008 09:04
hrscorp

bet your right over there :-)

((change the world))

By anonymous• 12 May 2008 09:01
anonymous

Well they are just men after all - we don't have to please and we don't even need to try it will always be the same lol lol lol.

By brandylady• 12 May 2008 09:00
brandylady

no win situation for all us poor girls eh?? :)

By hrscorp• 12 May 2008 09:00
hrscorp

not hate i guess, but confusion...

((change the world))

By Cornellian• 12 May 2008 08:58
Cornellian

Since it's impossible to please them, then we just do what pleases us :D

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield

By gemini77• 12 May 2008 08:55
gemini77

LOL

u hate us that much !!! haha

By expnad• 12 May 2008 08:54
Rating: 2/5
expnad

Better stand out side...

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