Moral of the Story
Not sure if it's already been post or not, but here goes...
An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,
'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!'
'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.
'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'
She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!'
MORAL:
No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
Parents are always respectable...
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"(The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.)"
1).Dont belive whom ever what they say, you investigate yourself and take decision accordingly.
2).RELATIONSHIP ALSO DEPENDS ON MONEY.
3).EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR OWN STOMACH.
4).PARENTAL AFFECTION HAS NO VALUE WHEN OLD.
5).DAUGHTERS ARE THE DECIDING AUTHORITY.
6).OLD IS GOLD
7).TELLING LIES FOR GOOD IS NOT A SIN
8).RESPECT OLD AGE PARENTS WISHES
9).DIVERCE IS NOT A SOLUTION
10).lOVE PARENTS.
Mother: They can't make it honey
Father: I have an idea, trust me
Son: Hmmm, I can't comment I need my sister (run out of money I know she will buy me ticket)
Daughter: I can handle this! (Counting how much will it cost together with her brother)
Father: I can't believe it they are coming..
Mother: Don't be so sure, your daughter is as smarter than you...
"learn to let go of the things you are afraid to loose....
because you might get a better one."
dont believe everything that ur parents say... ;)
Life's a bitch and then you die! ;)
Summary.. father used to pay their airfare all the time....this time they are paying themselves.......lolss....hahah
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eVeRyTHinG dEsIRAblE, Is eITHEr eXPEnSIVe, bAnnED, ilLOgiCal oR SeEING(maRRiED to) sOMEonE ElsE...... ;-)
guys, i waz juz picturing how d anniversary party wud go on d next day ... wid John Denver's Country road playing behind ... ?
An alternative moral.
Stay out of business that is not your own, or you may end up in a situation that you don't want.
stage a divorce if u want to spend time with your children? (stating the obvious) LOL
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yeah, read it before.
Life's a bitch and then you die! ;)
I would have said the moral of the story is that you're never smarter then your parents.