Mr. Wormie

Segmund
By Segmund

Although he belonged to Ascaris family, he did not have any of the qualities. All his cousins believed he was a hybrid, and had been come of a scandulous relation between his mother and a male Tinea Saginata. Regardless of whether his story of bastardy was true or not, he did seem to be entirely different from anyone of his stock.

This was Mr. Wormie, as they called him, he was living in the intestines of a 42 year old Indian driver, and he enjoyed being there. He soon outgrew his contemporaries and was soon bigger than everyone else.

The poor Indian driver always complained of abdominal pain. He went from doctor to doctor to seek help but to no avail. They received many strong anti-parisitic medications. So much so that one by one all the worms living in the man's gut died, except of course, Mr. Wormie.

Then one night in desperation, he started to cry with pain. A neighbor overheard him and asked him if everything was ok. He recounted his story of misery before him and he told him he knew of this hakeem sahib where many people with incurable diseases go.

By Segmund• 6 Dec 2011 00:40
Segmund

It is not at all effort on my part. Because when you love to do something, you do not regard it as work even if it consumes alot of your energy. I have nothing else to do often better than write when I am free. Thank you for liking.

By avam• 6 Dec 2011 00:32
avam

cause it's minnight ,guunight,

I admire your narratives!

and your extra effort in finishing this tale in these chilled unearthly hours.

great!

By Segmund• 6 Dec 2011 00:05
Rating: 2/5
Segmund

So the desperate man went to this hakeem. After hearing the man's story and reading a few pages from some ancient book, through his thick glasses, the old hakeem said: "this is only the second instance in my life to have a patient infested with this kind of worm. It is called King Wormie and, curiously it has even the capacity to think; therefore, it will never even taste the poison we give him." Struck with fear the poor ill man turned pale and asked, "so there is no cure for my worm?"

"Well, for every disease there is a cure. But with this worm, we will have to follow another course, a slower one."

"Oh, and what is that course going to be?" asked the man.

"Well, I want you to come to me every evening exactly at the same time of the day and bring along with you one banana and two biscuits. Start it from tomorrow."

Hakeem's method was really a novel one. It was quite embarassing too and no one without the distress the poor man was in would ever agree to receiving such kind of treatment. What Hakeem actually did every day was to crush the banana and the biscuits into pieces and then feed it, one after the other, to the wormie through the man's bottom.

Only two weeks into this regimen, and the wormie became almost friends with Hakeem. Hakeem would talk in a very soft voice to the wormie. Mr. Wormie always responded. Often what he would say was to ask Hakeem sahib to push the food a little further, lest he should drop down.

Exactly after sixty days, hakeem sahib after receiving the food from the man, crushed the banana only. He asked the man to wait a little. He wanted the wormie to starve a little. After an hour or so, he instroduced the crushed banana into the man's bottom. The hungry wormie started eating it madly inside.

While the man was sitting on the table, hakeem sahib with his thick glasses on, closely focused on then man's bottom and remained still. The wormie probably was surprised why nobody was talking today. So he said, "hakeem sahab? hakeem sahib?" He then dared to stick his head out and say, "hakeem sahab aaj beekut nai? (hakim sahab, no biscuits today?). Before it could get back, hakeem sahab instantly grabbed the wormie's neck between his two fingers. It took almost five minutes to pull the villain out, ridding the man of his incurable infirmity.

By eliashamzo• 5 Dec 2011 23:40
eliashamzo

Segmund , what happen with the old story of that doctor ???

By avam• 5 Dec 2011 22:47
avam

Only tail of a tale,I wonder where is the full bodied beast?

Go ahead and please give some more insight!

By Segmund• 5 Dec 2011 22:39
Segmund

You killed the joke, but this is not what exactly the hakeem did.

By quiou• 5 Dec 2011 22:36
Rating: 4/5
quiou

DIDNT UNDERSTAND

By anonymous• 5 Dec 2011 22:22
anonymous

Then What Did That Hakeem Sahib DiD .... Plugged His Hand In The Mans Bottom And pulled Out the sleeping Mr Wormie .... Yeah Or Any One Else Got a better one ...

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