Nasal Hair
By timebandit •
Why are men cursed with never ceasing long nasal hair?
Other than plucking (which blooming well hurts)
Mowing (with one of those stupid trimmers that give you irritating nasal stubble)
And the extreme measure of slightly pressing down on a gas lighter for a couple of moments and then igniting it under your nose. What cure is there for this problem?
As mens hair problems have surfaced in another thread,I thought it would be a good time to float this thread back to the surface ;)
Grab the buggers and yank um out!!
Oh now wash your hands! lol
LOL..... :P
Made my eyes water, but job done ;)
good morning TB... nasal hair all taken care of? ;)
Morning MJ ;)
LOL at waxing nasal hair... or have it threaded... :P
what a way to start my day LOL
Just noticed that the picture of Barry Manilow has disappeared from one of my posts. Of course on reflection I realize that Barry Manilow causes offence to a lot of people, and for that I apologize. Well spotted MODS ;)
can it be laserd???
can it be laserd???
Blimey... my nasal hair ended up all over QL last night. Well sorry to disappoint the ladies, but the issue for this week has been dealt with. But those pesky nasal hairs grow so quickly, you may be in with a chance next week.
does gas have color...maybe petrochemical ..;)
What colour though?
Do we go for Oil, Gas or LPG colours? lol
brit, why do males have hair on their faces..:)
..EVEN females have...if u talk abt moustache it is mardon ki nishaani (sign of a male)...;)for a female i do not know
Sorry - i caught this late.
Ofcourse nasal hair are there to 'filter" the air as men toil in the field to provide food and succour for their families.
They are neccessary. so, please don't get rid of them - just dye them..
Night love, thank's for the fun. x
I reckon he has gone home. He will carry on later no doubt.
I will get the hoover Tinkers. Messy man :-P
I wanted to hear you say it lol PURRRRRRRRRRRR lol
This is true. We could give them high lights and low lights. A little bit of gel. Suits you Sir lol
Cabbage, in the end he will see how well it suits him and be happy! :)
Even better the hair straightners rofl
He would have something to moan about then.
Tinks, bring the curling iron...you never know....;)
hello...........tinkerbell10
Tinkerbell, nah dont fool yourself, you've said something in the form which looked something like this : "i was wondering about that comment and the decided not to say anything" :-P
LOL
I am loving that idea. We could hoist him up a flag pole then lol
Tinks and cabbage, there are those little coloured elastic bands to keep the braids together...how about red, blue and white for the UK flag...;)
crap, I was going to say "Or you can always reconstruct the definition."
I saw tinkerbell in some other thread and was thinking about her name.
Damn, I am losing it. Even a picture of a cute cartoon character can mess up with your head when you are deprived of girls in a desert :-(
Dont beat me up over here or dont come up too bossy. And I bet, you've a girl in your life in Qatar either because she is your sister/mother or you are married.
And as Rizk says, galpriend (pffffff) : that is some kind of rare species over here.
So tinkerbell, hey
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUCDhvbQFmU
rofl
rofl....................oh the thought! What an image. x
TB, I found THE solution...you must braid it. there, done.
Or you can always tinker around with the definition.
Lets say, Chest and Nasal hair are sign of manliness.
Then open up a wikipedia page telling stories how successful women of the past used to revere nasal hair, and how they used to dump guys without these.
After you've done all that, open up a thread in QL for open discussion.
Its quite apparent that QLers live and eat on wikipedia, and these trolls will suck it up no matter what, when they find this thing on wikipedia :-P LOL
Problem solved, you dont have to trim, tuck it in or as other people said, wax, thread or hire a maid. Will save all of us some bucks + get some ladies around.
I love Plane, Trains and Automobiles and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
One of the best. I love all Steve Martin stuff.
Great film cabbage
Thinking of the film Roxanne, the bar scene lol
Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
8. Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose that's important. It's what's in it that matters.
9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle.
10. Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
12. Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14. Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
16. Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
25. Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
I'll bet this guy has a lot of trouble with nasal hair
Tb, clever!!!!!
go to any female beauty parlour here...they will do it for you
Ahhh yes... but I refer to them as Hair Removers nomerci (think I got away with that one snigger snigger)
keep a dust mask on, you will not grow them at the first place.
www.thebullet.tv/nose-hair-isnt-funny-or-is-it/
Did you buy one of these?
Tb, I thought you were looking for the removal maid...:/
Hair remover by any chance nomerci?
timebandit Al Meera, second shelf on the right.
it is banned here...otherwise i would have given you one
Ask urinus or pilgram, they are specialist in this subject!
"nasal hair removal maid" I want one!
keep a nasal hair removal maid
Threading is another option.....;)
Nose hair clippers
Now there is an interesting idea cabbage
Have 'em waxed :-P
Hahahaha nomerci nice idea ;)
You could bleach them? :/
!!!
blank stare