Need to Protect Yourself ?
Crime is on the increase.. We all need to protect ourselves.. So after seeing a program on concealed weapons.. I have decided to start a business..
Interested parties , please contact me discreetly...
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase.
Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action.
the last one's very ingenious
oh.. so ya are the tinkerbell.... they usually warn about...
ya gt some bounty on ya head... i guess..
And i dont say there arent good galls around...there certainly are...but some put on such a facade of niceness when i reality are such freaking arseholes.....
Tinker thank you for the kind words.Yes,it also has to do with the fact we have been brought up to respect one another.And when it comes to ladies,i try my best to not do or say anything that would hurt her emotionally.It's all about respect.
brit, just be at your best and I can assure you, you'll be safe.. :P
To be honest .. I'm afraid to :O(
oye brit.. obviously, you still have not met tinkerbell...
I said Tinkerbell.. Not MJ :O)
lol TB.. :P
Well if it is that young boy must be about 11" high
Tinker i would never argue with a lady,let alone 'fight' her.It's just very un-gentleman behaviour.
lol brit... you sure that's tink? :P
It's just bravado ... They're pussycats really - without claws..
Mind you, I managed to dig up a photo of a young Tinkerbell...
One more idea; you can avoid all this weapons race and bloodshed and will be safe also. Keep one pretty lady with a sexy dress and nice make up as your bodyguard. Nobody will cross her to touch you.
Tinker if i meet you,it will most definately be on good terms and respect.There is not going to be something like 'now where is that woman?' ;)
tinks, most of the time they underestimate us, just 'coz we are petit they think we are helpless and weak.. how wrong they were.. :P
TB, I'm not angry.. at least not today.. LOL
Tinker i challenge you for the heavyweight championship of the world! ;)
No Brit, he doesn't keep one of those but funnily enough he did keep a cricket bat under the bed in the UK...he said it was for unwanted visitors in the night, but now I'm not so sure ;-)
Why is there so many angry women around this morning?
Tinker than i think you shouldn't slap anyone in the arm playfully any more.You could cause internal injuries God forbid!
tinks, doesn't need gloves.. anyone who gets in her way will surely have a knuckle sandwich for brekky.. :P
TB before you commence 'training',i understood what you meant.Obviously i will make sure the next bloke i send will have to be fit enough and not eat junk food!
why dont we ban all the guns in the firs tplace?
TB, if he gets beaten up and pummelled to the floor, he'll probably get some more beating from me for doing a piss poor job, then I'll fire his a55! LOL
It's OK.. Snessy's Hubby has purchased one of my earlier inventions and keeps it next to the marmite...
Tinker imagine what you would do with a pair of boxing gloves then? i forsee damage and desrtruction to any opposition!
well of course I do.. I can still remember how it felt when you slapped me in the arm.. you'd have to give me lessons on that,.. ;)
Mr. M I know you were talking about MJ's bodyguard. You said "MJ what if the body guard is beaten up and pummelled to the floor? :)"
And I said "Fire him Mr. M"
It was a witty response that obviously went wrong. I need WK to train me how to do this properly :(
Snessy i presume he doesn't even say 'good morning darling' because then you would only be able to growl and snarl back! ;)
tinker, I can vouch for that... :P
lol sness, your hubby's smart, he knows what's good for him hahaha.. ;)
Mr M. - Let's just say hubby avoids me until I have my morning cuppa!
TB,i was talking about MJ's bodyguard!
Mr. M, I just have to make sure I get a tough one eh.. :P
Snessy if it's a Grizzly,then i should be far away from you!
Fire him Mr. M
but that spoon looks really cool, I think I'll have that, who knows when I might need it.. ;)
This makes me sad :-(
Does everything these days have to be cheapened by a sponsor? :-(
'this killing, brought to you by sprite'
MJ what if the body guard is beaten up and pummelled to the floor? :)
I'm like a bear with a sore head in the mornings, I definitely shouldn't use one of those spoons when eating my cereal...
..your closed to being crazy, no more TVs !!!...lolz
on second thought, maybe I'll just hire a bodyguard.. :P
Brit do you think you can pull that off? That would be interesting is it all gos through.
The M16 is one weapon i would love to own.
All my weapons are "user friendly"..
I am now working on a Howitzer disguised as an umbrella...
what the hell are you up to having all these ammo and disguise? ...
cool brit, let me place my order... I'm a black belt in eating crumpets so I'll need those weapons.. :P
tat tissue box is so handy ! :(
I'm a Black Belt in Origami
I don’t all need these… I am karate black belt...:)
Nice Brit... your home looks very well protected ;)
LMAO britey.....
u r so genious......:)