Nine word women use
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
shock of seeing whatever
most women are telling me likethat
Now I know
HAhahahahaha
what should I do
Make it ready
Thanks tb.. All expenses will be taken care of ;)
Thats a NIce post...All Are true.woman pretend whats thier feelings inside,they tell a words that are opposite to what they want...
how'bout when she says" it's on me this time, you paid last time, ok?"
does this mean she really wants to share? or just testing???????????????????
Yalla!
is that your woman (lady behaviour)?
i know it is not mine
love and peace
Sandee Mrs Bandit will probably be very happy to oblige, however there may be the small mater of an airline ticket to discuss with her ;)
all true!lol.
whatever means whatever, for me
"Dogs don't bark at people they know."
LOL.....loved this one ;-)
Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor
when she says OK it means "Kal Ana Dhokey"
PMSL Mrs TB, so so true, that's another one I've used many times ;-)
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
Dear Mr. timebandit can I stal Mrstimebandit for a while when I go talk to my GF, she can help me interpret what my GF says as generally what she says makes no sense to me at all.
Looking for a positive reply.
Thanks & Regards
i'am off ql for the day.......
enjoy ur weekend ppl...
peace.
& when she says ,Excuse me... that means she wana get rid of you...
thnx for the source.....
One missing off the list is 'I'll do it!' (said in exasperated tone in relation to a particular task to indicate 'don't even bother getting up off the sofa - it will take you 3 weeks to do it anyway, and you'll only end up doing it wrong'). Usually accompanied by number 5......
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
Some of these are so true!
Cp =))
http://www.fun-with-english.co.uk/2009/03/nine-words-women-use.html hehee
Hahe A lot Of Fun.
no that means... u had a wet dream.....
& when you say to girl 'i dreamt of you', that means you are fond of watching scary movies...!
HHHHHHHhhhhhhaaaaaaa
when do they do that.
It's so true about "Fine"! I use it all the time :-)
*****If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all*****
kewl....
Thank you 220v......it's a well-known saying here in Wales!
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
MrsTimebandit
impressive signature...
And when she says 'In your dreams', it doesn't mean that she's going to appear at the bottom of your bed at 3am wearing nothing but a smile (dream on, guys.......) :)
'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'
another frequently word is OMG
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
I figured that out balasang...
Sandeep,
=if a girl tells u "goodbye", means she's waiting to tell her "dont go"!!!!
Thanks Victory :)
haha....
you are welcome from another door ;-)
When they say " Get lost you pervert", Does it have any hidden meaning or they really are telling me to get lost?
give me a perfect explanation for that now. :/
pleasure for man...pain for woman....lol
screaming in pleasure or pain?
no idea.... some kinda screaming voice...lol
salman ....leave it to the gals to explain ;)
rezymalik Ouuuch means she needs iodex, LOL
but what is the meaning of aaahhhhh. kindly explain? LOL
opposite poles attract each other...either in negative way or positive....!
Yup u better believe it...man, u guys have it hard! A pity, really.
PS: Brit, loud sigh is not 'a' word, it's 'several' words! lol
"When the world gets you to your knees, you are in the perfect position to pray"
to describe the most "complicated creation" of LORD....
Loud sigh is not a word !
You forgot the word. What the F*** and Whatever. :-X
Are you planning to write a book? You should
it hurts.... ;)
that means they need Iodex Balm....:D
when they
Ouuuch
aaahhhhh
what does that mean.
good info...will observe and evident next time!