Not something you would own up to !
A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.
The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.
The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.
It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters
Sunil Mehra
The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.
The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.
And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.
'Not a problem'
Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.
"Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."
Taken from BBC News Website
If the rumour about Indian men and condoms is true, it isn't all that surprising ("kama sutra" or no "kama sutra"...).
Don't worry starman
don't worry, you dont have to prove that!!! All the cams are busy in Sahara orgy!!!!...LOL.....
Now I can keep it up my sleeve for an emergency! ;o)
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I don't see any?
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves...
has it gone?
phew! I couldn't delete my last post so I had to type over it. Thats why this doesnt make any sense!
I think I'm losing it, here lol
They'll soon understand what you meant, then you'll be in fire too! like the others :-)
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves...
And at least you both knew that a Camel is also a cigarette! Was worried a non-smoker would read the story first and take the Camel comment literally!
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Having read loads of idiotic stuff on QL today, I'm afraid my first thought when I read your little story was that it's a pity more parents didn't use as many condoms as yours did!!! (if you see what I mean) hehehe
shhh don't tell anyone I said that!
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funny joke :)
an by the way, i am not from that part of the world and i dont sufer from that problem, but the study does not appear to be real :)
That's a good one! :-) ha! ha! ha!
mine is not a joke it really happens.
I still remember how we got punished! got locked up in the cupboard for overnight! :-(
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves...
.. or anyone still around who would like a cheap giggle!
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the heck is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of
condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
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Can't comment on this one though! I don't use one! hi! hi! hi!
I remember when I was a kid aged 8, my parents left a lots of condoms and my brother who is 7 at the time found the condoms and says he found lots of balloons. so we blow it and design the house and when my parents come home, unfortunately! they have visitors with them and they really blushes with the house decor! :-)
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig 2 graves...
well to end this post today..lemme say something tonight pledging support to indian people...
"SMAL IS BEAUTIFUL" he heee..
did somebody say somehitng...?
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Goodnight people..May your ***** rest in peace!!
Indian wrestlers are in India and are doing fine. BTW where r u from UNDERTAKER?
Is there an indian wrestler?
Here comes the news i once heard on BBC, that its very difficuilt for the WWE (formerly WWF) wrestlers to find and maintain Girlfriends!!!!
Poor Stallions!!!
I think this expalins why the population there is less!!!......
Actually, this does not only explain the creation of the Kama Sutra...but also explains why the population has been growing so fast ;) haha
Very true, Cornellian
All great thing come in small packages!!!
i've been fighting myself to comment on this thread..but nah, better save it...:P
Da Ru De is Mr. wolfie!!
Now, DaRuDe has got new nickname Mr. Stallion....
Be proud..
Mr. Stallion!
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
u again jumped in here this is over end. :)
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i cant get over with this thread... you people made me really laugh... You could really be witty on "penises" LOL
I just hope they just find this thread really entertaining rather insulting ....because lets face it some of the facts here are true its a matter of taking it constructively.
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
1.To cater to the Indians who migrated to US UK and Europe, I guess?
Just kidding folks.
"Watch out for the pedestrian ..... It's on the road; it knows the risks its taking!"
Then, tell me please, how come all the adds on internet about 'Enhancing Penis Size' come from europe, us and uk? R they providing a free remedy for Indians?
As i know those living in that part love 'Tall, Dark and Handsome' , not mentioned a size........Hey please don't call me racist now.....
Doesn't mind taking the one HA?
Thats all right, Gypsy doesn't mind taking the blame for this one :p
the absurdity of this thread is cracking me up ;-P i want so much to comment on it but someone might smack me on the head later ;-) ok go on guys...this is really entertaining..and somewhat informative ;-P
-jb-
what part is brown and what part is pink.... ;-)
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
Or bi-coloured! pink and brown. :P
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so what about the colour of it? (brown, black, white, pink)
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
No, DaRuDe is the stallion...LOL
makes fun of big ones , grrrrrrr
Come on Guys, what's more useful then a thread making fun of little penises?
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I dont know how they came into this topic, Lol!
this belt are you talking about? Looks like there is no one so everyone is hitting everywhere ... Let's end it here and open a new useful thread.
Me provoke you or wake you with my Karma Sutra Movie?
Now, i am allergic to this thread:P
So how low do u go Gypsy :P
I think the usefulness of the thread has come to an end. One of the reasons i made just a single comment.
Quit it while we are still ahead. just a friendly suggestion. Its getting corny in here.
cuz u said ur 6'something (tall)so it will really looks funny if it isn't. don't u think? LOL
Now, I will shut up.
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
whats make it funny? I'm lost! pardon my ignorance.
I'm tempted to see how low we can go before Qatari will delete it. :? I can go way lower then this. LOL.
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U calling ur self a stallion Scorpio :P hehehe thts the spirit
Stop provoking me...LOL
Stallion..LOL..LOL
First its men n driving and now this ... Spare us plz !!!
Gypsy...
that's why they are crazy about it.:)
literally.... so before it gets deleted... lets quit while we are um.... a(head)....
No. Say Stallion
is that enough :D :D :D LOL
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Here's a question, what other girls think that penises are damned ugly (regardless of their size). I've always thought they were the funniest looking things.
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c'mon
all ur fans are waiting.... even for a hint?
HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
no comment! Lol!
Lady boys cut it in LOS very often turn them Stunning Ladies.
Me too...I'm out....I've been told I'm naughty :(
cut between 4-7, a perfect 10 performance wise...hahaha LOL
How are you today? ;)))
Y dont u go there on a holiday n let us know the stats Gypsy :P
sorry guys, it reached its expiration time limit! see ya next time:)))
So what is the average length for Africans Apple? :D
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I better stay silent. :|
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whether your cut or uncut or you can't tell between 4-7 or 7-9? LOL
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
Need to really find a topic where I can speak freely my mind. These things are not in my mind and does not speak of it.
its part of our subject "Anatomy".
so, you dont mess up w/ nurses!:D
yea i am afraid i cant tell :D
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No need for rulers while there is the Golden Theory, do you know about that? Open your hand and ... can't tell the rest ... guess nurses know about that one :)
evalvo question cut or uncut damn
and scorpio stop being naughty.
for while am pretty sure some one is in trouble today.
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Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
Come on, rulers out boys :p
I'm done here...off to other thread then. No further comments;)))
to tell urs? ;-)
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
where u guys headin. LOL next topic will be askin all male members tell ur size hahahaha
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thankooo! tht ws new knowledge!
"Drawing Is Talking Aloud" - Gehry
Geez is there anything left to say ??!!!
yes performance makes a a lot difference =)
Cheers!
"I know how and when to say "Please", "Sorry", & "Thank You"
Of course size does matter but the performance counts a lot!
why? Any trouble in riding Donkeys? may Saud or Samawy can help you
LOL....I'm not even going to comment or I will get in trouble :(
errr, wonder y nobody askd this - xactly wat is the "international" standard sizeee? :)
"Drawing Is Talking Aloud" - Gehry
Ayia, Scorpio I said I may be not am doing. So you have to wait for the report at a later date. How is your Donkey Riding. Enjoyble right?
Watch yourself….will only be a matter of time before your called a racist….again :p
How is Dhowa Prison? How are your cell mates...treating you well? :p
Scorpio rides a donkey. I like that.
What is happening here? Sword, Pen .. who would come up with the Stick now? Short and Long? Are you guys talking about forming a Basketball team to join the NBA out there? Both of them are good basketball players, the short and the tall but the tall one chances are much better ... just a little. Please don't get me wrong, but can't help it here ....
I am still not 100% sure whether I can come. Who knows I may have to serve my jail term in Dhowa Prison.
Now i know why they have Kama Sutra. :P
double post!
And also 'pen is mightier than the sword'.
hehe
never read this report. And hey, size doesnt matter, unless you are godzilla or something (and the bugger is radioactive too).
LOL
P.S - being an Indian, i truly do not get the connection between the size of my privates and my driving. Sarcasm is ok, but shouldnt it have some kind of base to stick on to?
meet you until now. Waiting for the Cruise thing next week to find out which one was you ... :)
Beacause I was the Main Actor on that movie. Good performence right?
ask for this one? :) ... that was more like an educational video than a movie.
It is like:
The Sword would always be a sword, it can only cut if it falls in skilled hands.
From Penis sizes to driving ... Truth i dont know whr u come from but out here we use our hands to drive .... so what was ur connection :)
Not typical men, I just stated what researches mentioned.
Size matters and how it's used matters more (scientafically talking)
Anyways, this my oponion
Anybody seen this movie before
Some 1 remind to flash Paul over d weekend :P
post is taken from a news agency and it was about "Indian men", so why should it not be commented on nationalities?
Men all over the world are different in size etc as for size based on nationality who cares, as others have already stated as long as you know how to use it!!
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We came we saw we were Qatarized
That is typical men thinking iwael.I know something other.Smile.Size really doesent matter.:-)))))))
yv2r
Creator has made for every person the same with diferent colour and size.
At the end of the day how its used and how good the partner satisfied.
Cumon, Size matters
and of course how it's utilized is very imortant
:)
:D
LOL...........
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I think important is not the size,important is how to use it.:-)))
Spare me !!!!! Plz ...
yv2r
Must be a Joke,
I have not read any where this,falling out ,torn etc etc.
They might have tried used one ,recycle.
Read Kama Sutra,is written before your condoms started,
will teach every thing required for an adult in their life
I think that male in other countries may face the same problem, like Japan, Korea, Philipins.
thanks r7, however I learnt to drive a long time ago (14 years ago)in a professional manner and passed my test first time.
I wasnt pointing a finger at anyone, as I said before there is a certain word called "Sarcasm" which is blatantly lost on you really isnt it!!!
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We came we saw we were Qatarized
Plz !! people from all over drive like morons tht does'nt mean u go around pointing at each nationality cursing them !!! Call me on d weekends n i can teach u how to really drive :P
mate have you ever heard of a word called sarcasm!!!
Yep I have plenty of my own faults and Im willing to discuss them with anyone and everyone at any time, you obviously have a problem with me pointing out bad driving skills, is that an admission of guilt?
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That was a good one though :)
you catch on fast....
In case u haven't noticed truth pretty much every 1 out here drives like an idiot don't b pointing out ... Im pretty sure u've got ur own faults too...
ROFL Xena, that must be why they made it! After all, it's not size, it's what you can do with it! :D
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oh.. look at SL's post :P
size REALLY doesn't count on this one.....
you know the Kama Sutra.... hehehe....
not the I would know....
Hmmmmm....so there goes my desire to date an Indian guy. No offence fellas. :P
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it either falls off or tears....ROFL....makes great baloons too.
LOL....I will keep my mouth shut on this one...LOL
hehehehehehehehe.....
Don't even go there Truth.....
It was on the BBC website ! I just found it funny that someone took the time to do the survey, and got honest answers !!!!
He is expecting a smaller condom for himself. pity :)
thats why they drive like idiots, trying to prove something as they have nothing to boast about in any other respect.
My god never laughed so much in my life, this is a joke right???
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Mr. Paul R. what are u expecting here with this topic. :/
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to this one!
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love life!