One wish...................

A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. When he opened it
a genie appeared. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you
one wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have
always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm
afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill.

So I
wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for
a few minutes and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of
all the pavement that would be needed, the ecology that would be
disturbed. I am afraid sir, that is just too much to ask" The man
agreed and thought for a minute and then told the genie, "There is one
thing that i have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand
women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temperamental, why
are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them
tick?" The genie thought for a few minutes and said, "Do you want that
highway with two lanes or four?"