Paris Hilton Converts To Islam
JEDDAH - Saudi Arabia - Former American socialite, Paris Hilton has converted to Islam, her spokesman, Ian Brinkham, has revealed to CBS news.
"She has been toying with the idea for quite a while now and when she was imprisoned at Century Regional Detention Facility in 2007, she encountered a few people who had already converted," Mr Brinkham said.
By converting to the Muslim faith, Paris Hilton has decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank.
Speaking from an Islamic study retreat in Jeddah, she said: "I have now found total peace in my life. Before, I used to be known as an STD-ridden streetwalker , a 'hoe' and a person of loose morals, but now, things have changed. Allah be praised."
Ms Hilton plans to return to Los Angeles next week to start her own Islamic school in the middle of Beverly Hills.
"Forget Scientology or Kaballah. This is the religion to be in now. I'm not going to be wearing a piece of red string on my wrist or walk around like a robot talking to Xenu. Islam is the new must-have religion. and I'm going to spread the word of the Koran to everyone," an excited Paris Hilton said.
Paris Hilton also plans to change her name to 'Tahirah' which means 'Pure, chaste' in Arabic. Her Islamic school will open in July and is set to become a popular Hollywood spiritual haunt for many celebrities.
Source:
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/entertainment/2636-paris-hilton-converts-to-...
http://blog.onlyislam.net/2011/02/paris-hilton-converts-to-islam.html
I can't believe people fall for spoofs like this. I mean, look at the picture. It's so obviously a photoshop fake!
Don't you think CNN, FOX, Sky, BBC would be all over this if it was true!?!?!?!?
one_shot I say the Masons are men only.
who cares...
yes most of the time , but they need women to do their ceremonies ;.
who said free masons are only men?? O.o
i said already, so !!
Masons are men only
She is masonic...she will not do that
sillyguy, name suits you :)
OMG....If that is true then i have to stop masturbating....seriously serious...lol
A rumour.....and some over excited muslims believe in anything about muslims and islam.
whatever makes her happy...go for gold :)
cheers
No she is a real Muslim, really
"...decided to shun her old life as a celebrity skank."
LMAO - she aspired to be a celebrity skank surely!! If she had succeeded, she would have brought the reputation of celebrity skanks globally down a notch or two......
This is a feeble attempt at publicity and has no basis in fact - as time will tell.
You don't say.
Thanks for the link though. x
What!..she isn't muslim yet?
A lie travels around the world before the truth gets it's pants.
...Winston Churchill
this is not true !!
http://londonmuslims.blogspot.com/2011/02/paris-hilton-converts-to-islam.html
LOL!
rofl x
Ronaldo Joins Queue For Paris Hilton's Vagina
CRISTIANO Ronaldo celebrated his record-breaking £80m move to Real Madrid last night by joining the early morning queue outside Paris Hilton's private parts.
As dawn broke over Los Angeles, Ronaldo was spotted moving from the hosing area to the mounting zone
The former Manchester United winger was seen flirting with the hotel heiress in an LA nightclub as the two laughed about what it's like to be an empty shell of a human being with no concept of the value of anything.
Martin Bishop, a leading Hiltonologist, said: "It's a very special moment in a young man's life when he becomes famous enough to join the queue for Paris Hilton's vagina.
"I'm pleased to see he got there at 3am - nice and early. At that time of day he would only have had to queue for about an hour and a half.
"The waiting isn't too bad. They have snacks and magazines and there's usually a couple of buskers and a clown who does magic."
Bishop said Ronaldo would have been in the queue behind three or four baseball players, half a dozen drummers, at least two European princes and, as it was a Thursday, Charlie Sheen.
"He will eventually have moved from the garden into the lobby into the undressing area where he will have stripped to his socks before having his genitals hosed down with Mr Muscle.
"After that it's straight into the mounting zone for eight to ten minutes of perfunctory intercourse, followed by a souvenir photo, a quick cup of tea and a biscuit."
He added: "They can put the condom in a doggy bag for you, or you can choose to pin it on the 'Wall of Fame'. It's really well organised."
I doubt very much it is true. I can't see it myself.
Yeah Brit they seem to have to be led by something. Perhaps because their rest of the lives are so managed.
eh, either way...if it makes her happy.:)
hmmm..could be possible but its more of a fashion now...an attention seeking fashion
but i can sense repulsive vibes in all of you, you infidels!! :)
i don't think its true, but celebrities or others turn to religion perhaps to find some purpose in the hollow lives..
Look at those who have embraced Kabbalh or scientology. Apart from tom Cruise, most seem to be better for it..
cabbage, do you think this is true?
Edifis there is already Paris in this thread who loves all men..
At least she will find Ramadan a doddle; she looks as though she never eats anything anyway.
If this is true; why do celebrities choose a Religion like the ‘in’ handbag?
It’s an insult to the religion I think.
She can wear the speedo Abaya. And there are a variety of colors to choose from. And it would be best for her if she chooses the Emperor's new tailors to sew an abaya for her!
hey hey Edifis...what are you on about? come on man! don't spread the news...my wife will have all her doubts cleared now...i am getting worried now...
STD-Ridden street walker? Lol I'm gonna starr using this phrase
WK do you love back EMC? Spread your Love please. We can also promote your love. Now we can say 'besides Jesus there is another guy who loves you'
No way...black is not her colour.
Has April Fools day come early this year, she could have waited a few more months before telling us this.
Brit, by choice is better - most definitely...I am one and I'm proud of it. I chose Islam 21 years ago.
brit, i know that, just want to make it clear to flan for his known muslims circle.
Lol Cheers mate
TB, I don't know what's next...but I would'nt mind a WK T-Shirt as long as it is the right colour.
Flan..I beg to differ...may be it's most of the muslims you know of...what happened to you today to generalise like this...are you okay?
in many cases Muslim by choice is better ..
"WK...I love you...you are the only one on here who can make me laugh...after work i usually find it hard to laugh...you managed to change that..thank you."
What next... WK T-Shirts?
a big difference
Muslim by choice and Muslim by birth.
It'll mean she will have to get rid of her dog
so what??? most muslims do drugs, drink, have sex with randoms.
WK...I love you...you are the only one on here who can make me laugh...after work i usually find it hard to laugh...you managed to change that..thank you.
No no not a fan...He happens to be my good friend!
Great stuff. Scientology is soooo last century, Islam is the new designer religion and now plane friendly since 2001!
EMC just not inspired right now, wait for a few drinks to go down :-P
Perhaps a see-through abaya
EDIFIS are you an Asterix fan by any chance?
@ ALZA3EM with respect... is there any problem for posting a news in QL???
A very skimpy abaya...it should be! It will be a challenge for all the Abaya designers to make one for her.
Hello WK...how are you. Is that all you can come up with...I was waiting to read something funnier....
Now Lady Gaga will cherish this news. She will now lead the show...hehehe
LOL
Please post jokes in funnies in future
In an abaya I guess
Now...how will she publish her new sex videos!
Yeah and Qatar wins the 2022 bid.... errrrr.... hang on a moment
oh come on ,, Indian guys are supposed to be smarter than that, seriously ! ,, I really hope she never convert ,, do u really have to spread such news just to feel good about yourself ?
well well well...what can I say. God be Praised.
Sorry I could not hold back a giggle when I read:"Changing her name to Tahira(Pure and Chaste) and This is the religion to be in NOW...Islam is the NEW MUST-HAVE religion."
NEW MUST HAVE? Is Islam some kind of Haute Gamme goods/service?
well...no comment. Allah Does not Need us. We need Him.
And in the meantime hell freezes over.;)
It's true. I saw her news conference. she confirmed it as a pig flew overhead..
Sure.
...That is till she overhauls her current wardrobe and restocks.Then everything will be back to 'normal'
i like her being a non believer celebrity, else how could this possible to see her astonishing video's and photos ;)