--PathaN Name BorN In DifferenT SituationS --

Rizks
By Rizks

Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan

Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan

Born during war ------- Barood Khan

Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan

Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan

Born premature ------- Masti Khan

Born near garden ------- Gul Khan

Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan

Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan

Born funny ------- Nadia Khan

Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan

Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi

Born with Proud of Pakistan---- ---- Abdul Qadir Khan

Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasht Khan

By GodFather.• 29 Oct 2008 21:40
GodFather.

So every pathan that takes snuff or Naswaar is a Naswaar Khan..

Da Da Khore Naswaar mara

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By anonymous• 29 Oct 2008 21:32
anonymous

Salaam, Minhaj jana,

You can call yourself (Taglara), if you wish. Just kidding.

Existence is a heavy burden, only high spirited ones can bear it. 

By Salmamohd• 27 Oct 2008 17:38
Salmamohd

hmmm..........Still Rizks tm samne ana zara...huh

By svelte_saggi• 26 Oct 2008 14:30
svelte_saggi

aha!another thread hijacked,eh???

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By LEGENDWAR• 26 Oct 2008 14:18
LEGENDWAR

Didn't get quite Enough!!

Probably, would try to join you and rest of buddies...

By Khanan• 26 Oct 2008 14:11
Khanan

nice to have you both here...

though never interacted on the site....

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By LEGENDWAR• 26 Oct 2008 14:02
LEGENDWAR

n' Warm Welcomes to you on Board.

Regards,

By LEGENDWAR• 26 Oct 2008 13:44
LEGENDWAR

za hado KHAN ya hum na...!!

Regards,

By svelte_saggi• 26 Oct 2008 11:48
svelte_saggi

i sincerely hope not of what i said is true.....i have quite a few Bihari friends myself.....would feel queasy talking to them next time :-D LOL!

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By anonymous• 26 Oct 2008 11:40
anonymous

nice infor Really ;)

NEPAL

By Khanan• 26 Oct 2008 11:34
Khanan

loool Sagii!

LEGENDWAR!!! Tu kam you khan ye??

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By svelte_saggi• 26 Oct 2008 11:30
svelte_saggi

LOL!

i'd like to take this opportunity to quote the Indian variant of this.....with everybody's permission and with no offence meant to anyone/any community.....thank you!

A BIHARI WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna(Bihar).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this

"Happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"

The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";

If it is the third neighbour then it would be "TRIVEDI",

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be "CHATURVEDI";

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be "PANDEY"...

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?

"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?

Then it would be "SHARMA"...

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?

Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...

If she does not remember the name then?

"It is YAAD-AV"

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?

Then it will be named "DOSHI"...

Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire?

Then he will be named "JOSHI"...

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?....

"DESHPANDEY."thereof.

Keep smiling!

Saggi!

By LEGENDWAR• 26 Oct 2008 11:13
LEGENDWAR

dId A gREAT jOB rIZKS....!!!

SUPERB!!!

Dair Khair da wi wror...

By t_coffee_or_me• 10 Sep 2008 20:29
t_coffee_or_me

Take it as a joke dopnt be so serious

 

 

 

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By Salmamohd• 10 Sep 2008 20:20
Salmamohd

well Rizks it isn funnny ....

By Muhammed12• 10 Sep 2008 20:16
Muhammed12

hehe...now will have to ask my friend whther he was born near garden.

By Salmamohd• 10 Sep 2008 19:55
Salmamohd

OOOOOOhhhh......wats dis .....

Guyz u not supposed to use such lang....:O

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 13:18
Rizks

LoL Khanan..... no worries mate !!

By Dracula• 12 Aug 2008 13:16
Dracula

got translation...not nice :(

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 13:16
Khanan

to be careful in future..if we talk about you in pashto...:)..

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 13:14
Rizks

Khanan me know the lango friend ... but some only some ...

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 13:11
Khanan

we two sometimes chat around in our mother tongue..

feels goood although we talk BS..:)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 13:11
DaRuDe

Ready to fire back with a Bazoooka :D

 

 

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By Loulsy• 12 Aug 2008 13:08
Loulsy

hehehe U always have an answer ready dont you!!!

WYSIWYG

By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 13:07
DaRuDe

Oh yea there is a Lebanon Group

Jordon Group

Eygpt Group

Indian Group

French Group

Morocco Group

they are already open

but there is non for me and Khanan a Pathan Group.Just only 2 of us

 

 

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By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 13:04
Khanan

lol count you are right...lool:)

how do you know pashto..:)

Rizks..you are good ..do u know the language....or someone helping you out

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Loulsy• 12 Aug 2008 13:04
Loulsy

Does this mean we can open a NON-english forum?! :P

WYSIWYG

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 13:03
Rizks

oye paagal log...LOL !!!

By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 13:01
DaRuDe

Dala pa khapal patti kay mai 1 meyash kar karay de nu alta khor aow khachar ye kana kwana dar pori neshta che na poye gay su lol

 

 

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By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:59
DaRuDe

 Buzz off thats not Urdu thats Pushto of Khans

 

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By Dracula• 12 Aug 2008 12:59
Dracula

Bai baieti,eu zic sa treceti pe engleza.

Limba voastra e ciudata rau! :)

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:59
Rizks

LoL Speed u got it right my friend ...LOL (ADF)

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 12:59
Khanan

the heading says pathan....

we will talk in pashto...

and this an exclusie talk b/w me and Daruling...not fit for translation...:):):)

zalima ta ta da khacha gind deira tajriba da....:)daa sa raaz dee..??

aao kate sariye sa way ye??

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By ksarat16• 12 Aug 2008 12:58
ksarat16

FS...are they troubling you with their English ooops sorry Urdu...buggers...I say...:P

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:57
Rizks

okhkuli khabre ki DaRuDe ...LOL

By Formatted Soul• 12 Aug 2008 12:55
Formatted Soul

I thought you guys forgotr English..lol

By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:53
DaRuDe

is the translator here he will do :D

 

 

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By SPEED• 12 Aug 2008 12:53
SPEED

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By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:52
DaRuDe

can you read loud plz what does the topic heading say. Pathan rigth so will talk me and Khanan rest you all watch :D

 

 

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By SPEED• 12 Aug 2008 12:52
SPEED

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By Formatted Soul• 12 Aug 2008 12:52
Formatted Soul

Talk in English...dont you know this is an English website..this is final warning to Darude..lol

By SPEED• 12 Aug 2008 12:51
SPEED

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By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:50
DaRuDe

Da ta su ghal ghapar jor karay de chap sha kata sariya

 

 

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By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:49
Rizks

Speed bhai Salaam .... HYD -friend ??

By SPEED• 12 Aug 2008 12:48
SPEED

but am always 'Sleeping' on QL as Da was shouting yesterday 'Speed Wake Up' ..... LOL

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:48
Rizks

Khanan na me pakhtoon na de..... i just know somewat !!!

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:46
Rizks

LoL DaRuDe ......nishta maloom tat much dude !!!

By SPEED• 12 Aug 2008 12:46
SPEED

'Taraay Zameen Peh' was released ;-)

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By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:45
DaRuDe

Da khar na bia Khachar sahi de ding gind wala :D

 

 

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By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 12:45
Khanan

salam janab...kee haal paa jee..keete hu jee?kuch atta pata nahi..

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 12:43
Khanan

da hathi shay warkotay wayee....hathi na khar sahee de.....

rizks...ta hum pakhtoon ye..??????

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By SPEED• 12 Aug 2008 12:41
SPEED

M A (Jinnah) Khan --- LOL

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By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:40
DaRuDe

sta kho pa kwana hati wachom

 

 

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By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:38
Rizks

Khanan maa sara khabari ki ?? LOL

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:37
Rizks

LOL Khanan ...

DaDa Rude Khan .....

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 12:37
Khanan

pa de site bande neeem na ziyad khalaq har wakht ghuwal khori..nu sa ba kee wa sara...:)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 12:34
Khanan

yeam me sher khan...and DaRuling is as Lomdi(wolf) Khan...:)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By DaRuDe• 12 Aug 2008 12:33
DaRuDe

khro wachom dala khalaqo du ghuwal khori mara khanan

 kohatiano sam sharmawal raghasti de mara

 

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By Formatted Soul• 12 Aug 2008 12:28
Formatted Soul

Lets assume you are born in Jungle... Sher Khan..lol

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:27
Rizks

sentibhim .... ??

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 12:26
Rizks

Khanan if you are born in the planet Earth, then we would find a condition/ Aircondition/ Cooler/ Split Unit which fitz U....LOL ...j/k

By sentibhim• 12 Aug 2008 12:25
sentibhim

You need more ?

"Drink Beer Save Water"

By anonymous• 12 Aug 2008 12:21
anonymous

Rizks...goood one...

By Khanan• 12 Aug 2008 11:56
Khanan

i m pathan..rizks....and wondering in which condition i was born as i dun have any of the above name....

lool..:)

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Have Courage To Live.

Anyone Can Die.

By consciouseffort• 12 Aug 2008 11:27
consciouseffort

Should be taken in good humour :)

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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!

By someonenew• 12 Aug 2008 09:36
someonenew

Supernurse u'll get it only if u know hindi/urdu

LOL Rizks! Funny...

I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown

By Rizks• 12 Aug 2008 09:35
Rizks

mzain .... me find no harm in it dude !!

U may check my profile to know if me kid or not ??

CheerZ !!!

By mzain• 12 Aug 2008 09:28
mzain

.............n u think its interesting enough to share??...........grow up kid!!..........

By anonymous• 12 Aug 2008 09:25
anonymous

yes....ermmm..very informative and err useful....mmmm..thanx..

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