--PathaN Name BorN In DifferenT SituationS --
Born in Jungle ..........Sher Khan
Born in summer ------- Sharbat Khan
Born during war ------- Barood Khan
Born near ocean ------- Samunder Khan
Born with abnormal features ------- Ajab Khan
Born premature ------- Masti Khan
Born near garden ------- Gul Khan
Born in anger ------- Ghazab Khan
Born in horror ------- Haibat Khan
Born funny ------- Nadia Khan
Born After Suicide Bom ------- Bhadur Khan
Born with talent but no brain ------- Shahid Khan Afridi
Born with Proud of Pakistan---- ---- Abdul Qadir Khan
Born in Pervaiz Musharaf Government ------ Bardasht Khan
So every pathan that takes snuff or Naswaar is a Naswaar Khan..
Da Da Khore Naswaar mara
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Salaam, Minhaj jana,
You can call yourself (Taglara), if you wish. Just kidding.
Existence is a heavy burden, only high spirited ones can bear it.
hmmm..........Still Rizks tm samne ana zara...huh
aha!another thread hijacked,eh???
Keep smiling!
Saggi!
Didn't get quite Enough!!
Probably, would try to join you and rest of buddies...
nice to have you both here...
though never interacted on the site....
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Anyone Can Die.
n' Warm Welcomes to you on Board.
Regards,
za hado KHAN ya hum na...!!
Regards,
i sincerely hope not of what i said is true.....i have quite a few Bihari friends myself.....would feel queasy talking to them next time :-D LOL!
Keep smiling!
Saggi!
nice infor Really ;)
NEPAL
loool Sagii!
LEGENDWAR!!! Tu kam you khan ye??
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LOL!
i'd like to take this opportunity to quote the Indian variant of this.....with everybody's permission and with no offence meant to anyone/any community.....thank you!
A BIHARI WAS WORKING IN MUMBAI, AND DID NOT MEET HIS wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna(Bihar).
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this
"Happy event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...
The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.
The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"
The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name would be "DWIVEDI";
If it is the third neighbour then it would be "TRIVEDI",
If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be "CHATURVEDI";
If its the fifth neighbour then it would be "PANDEY"...
After listening to this, questions followed.
What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
"Then the boy would be named "MISHRA"...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be "SHARMA"...
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be "GUPTA"...
If she does not remember the name then?
"It is YAAD-AV"
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named "DOSHI"...
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire?
Then he will be named "JOSHI"...
And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?....
"DESHPANDEY."thereof.
Keep smiling!
Saggi!
dId A gREAT jOB rIZKS....!!!
SUPERB!!!
Dair Khair da wi wror...
Take it as a joke dopnt be so serious
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well Rizks it isn funnny ....
hehe...now will have to ask my friend whther he was born near garden.
OOOOOOhhhh......wats dis .....
Guyz u not supposed to use such lang....:O
LoL Khanan..... no worries mate !!
got translation...not nice :(
to be careful in future..if we talk about you in pashto...:)..
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Khanan me know the lango friend ... but some only some ...
we two sometimes chat around in our mother tongue..
feels goood although we talk BS..:)
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Ready to fire back with a Bazoooka :D
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hehehe U always have an answer ready dont you!!!
WYSIWYG
Oh yea there is a Lebanon Group
Jordon Group
Eygpt Group
Indian Group
French Group
Morocco Group
they are already open
but there is non for me and Khanan a Pathan Group.Just only 2 of us
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lol count you are right...lool:)
how do you know pashto..:)
Rizks..you are good ..do u know the language....or someone helping you out
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Does this mean we can open a NON-english forum?! :P
WYSIWYG
oye paagal log...LOL !!!
Dala pa khapal patti kay mai 1 meyash kar karay de nu alta khor aow khachar ye kana kwana dar pori neshta che na poye gay su lol
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Buzz off thats not Urdu thats Pushto of Khans
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Bai baieti,eu zic sa treceti pe engleza.
Limba voastra e ciudata rau! :)
LoL Speed u got it right my friend ...LOL (ADF)
the heading says pathan....
we will talk in pashto...
and this an exclusie talk b/w me and Daruling...not fit for translation...:):):)
zalima ta ta da khacha gind deira tajriba da....:)daa sa raaz dee..??
aao kate sariye sa way ye??
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FS...are they troubling you with their English ooops sorry Urdu...buggers...I say...:P
okhkuli khabre ki DaRuDe ...LOL
I thought you guys forgotr English..lol
is the translator here he will do :D
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can you read loud plz what does the topic heading say. Pathan rigth so will talk me and Khanan rest you all watch :D
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Talk in English...dont you know this is an English website..this is final warning to Darude..lol
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Da ta su ghal ghapar jor karay de chap sha kata sariya
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Speed bhai Salaam .... HYD -friend ??
but am always 'Sleeping' on QL as Da was shouting yesterday 'Speed Wake Up' ..... LOL
Khanan na me pakhtoon na de..... i just know somewat !!!
LoL DaRuDe ......nishta maloom tat much dude !!!
'Taraay Zameen Peh' was released ;-)
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Da khar na bia Khachar sahi de ding gind wala :D
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salam janab...kee haal paa jee..keete hu jee?kuch atta pata nahi..
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da hathi shay warkotay wayee....hathi na khar sahee de.....
rizks...ta hum pakhtoon ye..??????
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M A (Jinnah) Khan --- LOL
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sta kho pa kwana hati wachom
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Khanan maa sara khabari ki ?? LOL
LOL Khanan ...
DaDa Rude Khan .....
pa de site bande neeem na ziyad khalaq har wakht ghuwal khori..nu sa ba kee wa sara...:)
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yeam me sher khan...and DaRuling is as Lomdi(wolf) Khan...:)
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khro wachom dala khalaqo du ghuwal khori mara khanan
kohatiano sam sharmawal raghasti de mara
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Lets assume you are born in Jungle... Sher Khan..lol
sentibhim .... ??
Khanan if you are born in the planet Earth, then we would find a condition/ Aircondition/ Cooler/ Split Unit which fitz U....LOL ...j/k
You need more ?
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Rizks...goood one...
i m pathan..rizks....and wondering in which condition i was born as i dun have any of the above name....
lool..:)
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Should be taken in good humour :)
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
Supernurse u'll get it only if u know hindi/urdu
LOL Rizks! Funny...
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
mzain .... me find no harm in it dude !!
U may check my profile to know if me kid or not ??
CheerZ !!!
.............n u think its interesting enough to share??...........grow up kid!!..........
yes....ermmm..very informative and err useful....mmmm..thanx..