Perfect Husband

There are several men in the locker room
of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on
one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following
conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a
beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?" "Only 1,500.00" "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if
you like it that much..." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke
with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did
he quote you?" "Only 60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with
all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the
house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with
a pool, Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..." "How
much are they asking?" "Only 450,000... a magnificent price, and I see
that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, than go ahead
and buy it, but just bid 420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll
see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye... I do too..." The man hangs up,
closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and
asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs
to?"