QL Jan Report
Back again online with QL members activity.
Qatari the site admin is lost in btwn 150K members.
Ahmad is smacking his head how to handle 150K users.
Qatari Femme is lost cant find more books on Mark twain.
Nightwalker77 is snoring on her table that the fire siren cant be heard.
Dracula is in Coma after sucking a drunkard blood.
UkEng is planning to by a donkey after chip incident.
Olive is still lost thinking where to go for Honeymoon.(i prefer a jungle)
Arien sitting on his toes holding his face sighing what has happened to QL.
nadt is trying to find her ways to escape so i wont bang her car.
Azi is all excited about tonights date.
Pajju is scared being named as the top most QL Hijacker
Rizks membership on QL is in trouble with Pajju.
Omar is looking around to date a Lebanese chick.
Khanan is punching his belly how to get slim again.
Qatarisun as usual sunk in paper work needs help.
Vegas is busy farming and sweating on his keyboard
Chocoholic driving on salwa road pissing off the truck drivers.
F soul got infected again with virus trying to format once again.
Britexpat got kidnapped by guy wearing pink thong on beach.
Dotcom trying his best to date Pajju.
Lobot still cant find a toothpaste for his 3 teeth.
Khattak waiting for Dotcom and Pajju date to film it.
Owen Lost her tooth while the tennis game ball hitted her.
Kellyheroes is busy farming but the birds wont allow him.
tallg is on peak of a hill will celebrate his birthday.
eaglemmanel is thinking what to do tonight where to go?
Kingedshel forgot his language and speaks software language now.
Suzan is all lost how to save and reduce weight and be active
Pitstop is sitting thinking where to find another victim to offer QLVG help.
Greeker is lost in memories of his Singledom.
No Merci is busy trying to reach to DaRuDe for a date :D
Oryx is sitting in her office cursing scientology at bookfair.
SamyaUk is shedding tears she lost her pinky blackberry.
Victory is working hard to work hard and sleep less.
Colt is trying to find his thong with hole in front.
Rev.s is sitting crying wants to go back to Canada.
Ksarat is is all drowned in paper work that he wish to die.
Loulsy is trying hard to sleep but cant.
Harsha has given up on vacations because he doesnt have any where to go now after visiting every country.
and me i dont know you figure it out.
Thats all for THIS MONTH.
Call me rash in my judgements..... but I don't think i like Harmagedōn - he is rather negative and rude.
QL...heheheee
... BAADSHAH ...
Next to CWiQ (Constant Wanking in Qatar) Darude has one hobby.... QL.
That's life for some.
Shame.
... BAADSHAH ...
But it's just gonna be a memory...'we're gonna leave it like that.
P.S. Thanks for the invite...though I thought it was QLSG event Tuesday night but it wasn't...it never was...my bad.
Here we go here go again,, down the memory lane..
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
DA's emotional outburst confession about his unstinted love For Indians in Jan 2010 ;)
33 % is passing so you are fine :)
**** Aal Izz Well****
50% isn't a pass though is it?
Winn you aren't on my list :)
Nope Rude Boy... I have to
a)know the people well
b) they can not have a history of upsetting people
Friends are who one chooses to be with :)
lol Da Rude
busy with gf no time
Oryx atleast you got the "night" correct ;)
**** Aal Izz Well****
do some thing for her so she joins you and socialize with your gang
Boo hoo...oryx! you forgot all abt me!!! :(
Sorry Nightwalker its not you I want to meet its WhyteKnight... gosh I got the nics mixed up! Sorry :)
Actually it was NOT a QL event Nightwalker. If it were then I would very much hope to meet youuuuuuuuuu
I organised it for my friends.... :) and I guess it was about 50/50 of QL (at one time or other) and non QL
However they all came under the remit of 'my lovely friends' apart from a couple slipped thru the net.
dd: make new friends, meet people, have something to do
nightwalker77
why u want events
well if no events, then shouldn't talk about them on threads... guess they are only for people who are privileged... no newbies.
so is there an actual gathering scheduled? I would like to attend an event
NEW BOSS
And who are you that i should update my report for????
udate QL Jan Report
i joined QL yesterday
Da...your monthly report brought back all the oldies...cool man..
Yea lots of bugs these days..what to do..I need a strong antivirus:( can you format it for free plz...:)
it took 30 minutes or so to get the shiesha...and almost an hour to deliver my tea.
Anyways, I am happy to see you guys...
Will pay him double next time i visit him
Yes you also forget to pay for the bill.. Even though you ordered nothing.. You still have to pay for the waiters tip..
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
know if i forgot something last night,
Da was nice to see you after 7 months, I have your ciggies that you left last night..:)
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
owen, who're u callin' "Old" :P
irrysa, when are we meeting up for a cuppa Lavazza?
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
DaRuDe said Qatarisun ...every one is online every day for hour or so but never post anything"
Not true. If I'm here on my playground, I will put my paw print here - at least 1 postie. Well.. claw print.
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
yeah Darude, i know...
Irrysa is ...drinking Lavazza! :P
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
how can you sleep when there is a big black polar bear standing in front of you waiting to attack you.
whoa.. jasskat you are on fire... :D
yes, QS, it's nice to see old members/friends come out and hang out in this thread.. missing the early days..
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Yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn … Da.. I’m just so sleepy.. but cant seem to shut my eyes .. what to do…
WYSIWYG
pajju dont worry.. she will be with me.... i will date 2 girls :P ... anyways dont hijack this thread ok ... i dont want your title :P
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'' Live for Nothing or Die for Something ''
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Omar so wat abt my X ? :P
yeah pajju its a nice thread... i hope i can get any lebanese chick thru this thread ... lol :P
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lol wat a thread :P
every one is online every day for hour or so but never post anything .
i thought you left QL thats why i didnt get any feedback up there.
irrysa!! wow..
so you are guy all around, just dont' show up?
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
LOL @ Oryx and the scientology!
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
OMG, what a lovely thread… reminds me of old days… so many familiar missed “faces”... well, some have been transformed, was a bit hard to recognize them.. ;) but nevermind.. main point is we are together again.. even tra la la is back!
Da, I guess you possess super power to bring things back to life out of oblivion...
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
i will be going to Indus area today so will pass by the base get to te gate and if the security asked me what am i doing here i will say Chocoholic the base hottie chick invited me for dinner :D
SuperJassKat to the rescue! lol
For petes sake, WHO let HIM out of his cage??? They should be banned immediately.
Stay in your corner, you sorry bag of fur and keep your stalkery snout out of everyone's business.
now how did you get out of your hole? and I know just where to smack you with my ski pole :D but I better put on your muzzle so you don't cause an avalanche with your baby screams
tra la la
am looking at the mirror to hold it and smack it on your dumb head.
oh poor Da looking into the mirror and talking to himself, must be the old age
tra la la
oh Da always running away must get someone to help you you dusty soul.
Don't be jealous that I am skiing and you are stuck with your head in the sand trying to hide from your fleas.
tra la la
shes on a roll
jasskat right away. am offended now :/
sitting high up on snow mountain doing skiing with her legs going east and west far.
well doesn't look like you are too successful at hunting you toothpick... guess that is what happens when you have just one rotten fang left in that rusted jaw mouth of yours you moldy oldie
tra la la
is occupied dracula shifted there recently
so i am out in jungle for some flesh fresh meat.
lol Jasskat, you arrived right on schedule.
shhhhhh Da go back to your cave where you were hibernating
tra la la
buzz off booz off all off
not peaceful when your trying to bang my car, dont you know how difficult it is to repair cars in Qatar. Then again im not worried since you forgot where i live.
thought I smelled something rotten, guess it was just Da needing to be taken out to the trash. Hmmm scaredy cat chicken left me out of his thread
tra la la
stay where she is
dont you like QL in peace why are you inviting trouble.
where you live i only know you live in my fav area where i have lived for 13years.
however if you do bang my car, im gonna get jasskat to kick some ar### :0
lol, how can i escape, you know where i live, i just pray for your mercy and compassion to not bang my car.
you are suppose to reply back to the comment i made about you.
funny thread Darude, good to see your QL fun spirit back, much needed here ;-)
Ok cool down cool down maybe she doesnt know who you are. or she will start firing at you will tonnes of apologies.
WALLAH ! Why people have dirty thought? dirty though mean dirty mind ! Wallah!
Nomerci is not like this. If people want to wait in looong line for Nomerci, how this is Nomerci fault?
Nomerci does not charge money for going for date!
Only whore takes money.
Qatari sun I wait for apologies.
Wallah!
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
Wonderfullllllllll
at the moment i am cursing G4S security and wondering if they employ ex-blackwater cos of their nasty boys who work at Aspire!!!!
bebsi and bobcorn..lol..its funny..!!!
yea am also sweating here.
where is my bebsi and bobcorn? it's getting hot in here..:)
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
there is no fun.
like last time i crackerd volta left knee this time i will do the same.
Waaait for me, Owen! I wanna watch the fun! ;0)
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
eagle... sleepwalking, could be... wish i would sleepwalk to Da's place and smack his face (on the process lose his teeth as well).. :D
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quote"Lobot still cant find a toothpaste for his 3 teeth
correction darude? 2 teeth only 1 up 1 down....
*sings* I believe I can fly....
Those meds give me a high..
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
Rev. :(
Da, i cannot be thrown..
I CAN FLY, didn't you know that??
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Da better eagle stays away . I don't want to get any of her Flu.. Eagle dear please stay at home and get well soon..:)
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
Contact Khanan and UkEng for tonight meeting
and Dune yea will go to singing dunes to throw QS from the top of the dunes.
and Nomerci has a tent there provide your info and get in line there.
ksarat, new QL manager? Good luck to Qatari and Ahmad for managing tiring and tedious job!
DaRuDe, Umsaieed dunes - are we going sandboarding some time?
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
owen said huh?..when did i lost my teeth? better yet, when did i watch tennis game...:D"
Ahh, sleepwalker, I see :P
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
Yanni, I don't need to think. Tonite, I'm going home to my bed and do sleep. I'm sick as a dog :-0
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder.
yeah, by the way, let Da and Khanan know how much you charge, so that they won't be nervous while waiting in the line.
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
nomerci, you are strong to survive all this line.. should feel like a torture not a pleasure anymore..
great hardening in this process, eh?
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
so early....I didn't approve DA ;)
Does I sleep DA? yes at least 6-8 hours on weekdays and 12 hours on weekends (Fri & Sat).
Check where is Smokey KAT nowadays?
DA's emotional outburst confession about his unstinted love For Indians in Jan 2010 ;)
and to read posts from QL members who weren't active for quite sometime now...YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...WELCOME BACK!!!
See???? All we need is DARUDE to wake up and set his BIG FOOT forward....lol
darude the stalker is out again...
now stop watching all, it is creepy sick
very well written, dude. you captured my emotion perfectly. LOL
in my opinion, you are the GODFATHER.
Arien ..if u were not here..umm i guess they all would have lived happily eva after lol
-: I may not agree with everything what you say, but to the death I will defend your right to say it :-
I am wondering what would be the plight of QL without me LOL
FS?? is that true?, cant see her around tpday!!!
Pajju's biggest dream came true, crowned as the worst Hijacker.
Da ko saab marroooo marooooo..
-: I may not agree with everything what you say, but to the death I will defend your right to say it :-
My wish to see the same friendly faces I know, is not a bad wish I think ;-P
I may leave the country one day and may not have the chance to say a proper goodbye, right? ;-P
Darude, I think you have too much idea.Nomerci has to go and check line. Ma'assalama!
Wallah
What comes around, goes around....
for other things hmm like what things any idea
Darude, big hand can't help for this. Maybe is good for other things, for this, no.
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
UKEng , sorry to hear this, but no wasta no luck .
This is the life, dont waste too much time for making big things, give the money and khalas.
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
you are last on the Q, how can I got your wasta?
You need wasta!
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
my wasts is small but my hands are long. will swing my arms and five down and will be the first in no time :D
woow after long time from Da ;)
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सोनम दी नेपाली बाबु
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Darude, I see you waiting in the far end, your wasta is very small?
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
yes Khanan you want wasta you have to get to me then :D
UkEng is looking for someone who is in fluent in Arabic to accompany him to the Traffic police tomorrow to challenge a pathetic violation against him.
If you fit the description please contact via PM. I was gonna ask Speed to raise a campaign for me.. Lets see how far I get tomorrow. Might need some contacts in GT just incase I wanna publish my story in the press..:)
Thanks for report Da..:)
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
Khanan, sorry, you must wait, you have no wasta.
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
the line you have to get in is right now in Umsaieed dunes ok.
lemme be 1st in Q or...:P
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
Darude, no Nomerci is nice, no need for punching. Afetr Khanan finish exercise, you can show him line to wait.
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
Thanks No Merci for the advise :)
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
needs to be punched and kicked in belly will you help me in that?
Khanan must make exercise.Ktir!
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
he has taken serious steps against his belly:P
Nice report..been long time we had one...:)
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
This is loooooooong line. To many want to see Nomerci is too much busy, now I must go. Wallah !
What comes around, goes around....
In the end??? jeeeeeez what a line you have there gal.
Nomerci has many waiting in line for date. Darude can wait in the end.
Wallah!
What comes around, goes around....
the usual suspects............
ENGLISH IN MAIN FORUM shunoo grazi mille
Daaa,,,, I'm included :D Grazie mille !
Da, ok, I know what I wish for:
I wish I KNEW WHAT I WISH...
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
if you think my statement is false then post your pic so every one can see it .
huh?..when did i lost my teeth? better yet, when did i watch tennis game...:D
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so you mean if i get back you will be active once again with all old members same old.?Plz make sure what you wish for gal :D
lol Da nice one :) .... and i am still looking around for a Lebanese chick ;)
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40/60? is that 40 for attendance and 60 for absence? noooo.. i was improving lately. but once I became a good girl, you have stopped gathering me :(
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Hahaha i love it :) Pinky blackberry :P
LOL. I know where I'm going for my honeymoon! It's the same place that I'm getting married!
i get them or not but your chances of attending them were always 40/60
for the last 9 months, Da is figuring out when, how and mainly IF to gather QLSG'ers
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
wow!! looong time since last report..
are you just back from maternity leave, Da??
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"What lies behind us and what lies before us are small compared to what lies within us."
Oliver Wendell Holmes