Two senior citizens decide that since they're close to their final days, they should have one last tom-cattin' night on the town like they used to back in the 50s.
After more than a few drinks, they stagger into the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:
"...They're off their faces. Go and put an inflated doll in rooms 26 & 27....These two are so old and drunk, they won't even know the difference."
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs to take care of their business and show those hussies a damn good time.
Ten minutes later, they meet outside. The first old guy says:
"You know, I think my girl was dead!
"Dead?"
says his friend,
"Why would you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was makin' sweet love to her."
His friend says:
"You think that's bad? I think mine was a witch who hates men!
When I was kissing her on the neck, I got a bit carried away and gave her just a little bite. Jesus Harold Christ, the bitch farted and flew straight out the window!"
this has been discussed before, only problem is how is one to search for it? people post the same old jokes with different titles etc, for u it may be old but for some others its new :)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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Two senior citizens decide that since they're close to their final days, they should have one last tom-cattin' night on the town like they used to back in the 50s.
After more than a few drinks, they stagger into the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:
"...They're off their faces. Go and put an inflated doll in rooms 26 & 27....These two are so old and drunk, they won't even know the difference."
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs to take care of their business and show those hussies a damn good time.
Ten minutes later, they meet outside. The first old guy says:
"You know, I think my girl was dead!
"Dead?"
says his friend,
"Why would you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was makin' sweet love to her."
His friend says:
"You think that's bad? I think mine was a witch who hates men!
When I was kissing her on the neck, I got a bit carried away and gave her just a little bite. Jesus Harold Christ, the bitch farted and flew straight out the window!"
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?".
She said "How flexible are you?".
I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
how to check???? so keep reading...
before I post one, I try checking the search but if someone labels it differently, its no use.
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
this has been discussed before, only problem is how is one to search for it? people post the same old jokes with different titles etc, for u it may be old but for some others its new :)
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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agree with brit!hands down!some of the jokes are perfect sleeping-pills :-P
Keep smiling!
Saggi!
noted....