A Sardar Story !!!
A Sardar, recently arrived in the US , wanting to earn some money, decides to become a 'handy-man' and starts looking for some work in an up market colony nearby.
He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner,
another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?" the owner says.
The Sardar responds, "How about $50?"
The owner says "Fine, there's a can of brown paint and brushes in the
garage."
The owner's wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks to her husband, "Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house?
That's a whole day's job."
The man replies, "He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he's dumb?" "No, I don't think so. I guess I'm just influenced by those stupid Sardar e-mail jokes we keep receiving."
A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.
"You've finished already?" the husband asks.
"Yes," he replies, "and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.
"And by the way," the turbaned guy adds, "it's not a Porch, it's a BMW !
I know why you married a Sardarini....because you thought when you marry one you get one free....lol Jeez you too think like a Sardar..lol
OMG... do you want me to bite the dust again? Hell NO... even one is more than I can handle... lol!!!
You asked me that Qtn ? how can i say you,why u dint marry sardarni ?Go and marry again.lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"
maybe u could take a second sardarni wife ????
Do you know it has been said that you will NEVER find a Sardar begging anywhere... they are such a rich community... damn... why din I marry a Sardarni?... hic hic hic!!! :-D
the next QL do is gonna be BIG... and if you wanna be a part of it, get your azz over to this thread and read up...:-D http://www.qatarliving.com/node/33361
Ok it started from here... http://www.qatarliving.com/node/32726#comment-152452
One day one journalist met sardar in the city,while he was begging.Sardar tried to take an interview.
Journalist....IF yo earn a lots of money by this style,what will u do this money ?
Sardar...If i earn such money,I will buy airplane and again i will beg inside the plane.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
O well so u were away on a quick vacation...ofcourse with the rain...u werent satisfied with the Heat here...u jus needed a bit of both and so u shot off got wet and came back...got drenched i mean...
Indeed u have many sardars in the UK...and all of them infact most of them highly qualified...and intelligent ppl but unfortunately are the scape goat of quite a few jokes...
I m doing alrite...things going quiet...indeed lets meet up sometime...whenever that is...and whereever that is...
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I m good - got back from a cold, and wet London. It rained every day I was there.
We have many sardar s in the UK and this joke came from one of them !!!!
How u doing ? - hope to see you at the next QL do whenever that is...........
Hey champ...u come from UK how come u take interest in Sardar jokes...and i surely know that u know what a Sardar means cos u r filled with them in the UK...so u keep a track on the jokes of the Dub-continent too....not bad lady...and by the way...how have u been...
And hows ur friend the other day i met at Orion i guess he works at Qatargas if i remember correct...
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Sardar r a men from Punjab the guys u see wearing a Turban on their head
... they r the butt of the jokes just like blonds n Irish
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery.
He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs.
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh
today and then you'll get the rest spread
out for the next 19 weeks."
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want
it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest
during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If
you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right
now, then I want my five rupees back!"
Sorry to be so stupid, but what does Sardar mean?
Good Stuff BOys :)
A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.
He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars.
The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license,
and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from
Ontario.This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license,boy?"
The Sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed
its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"
Again the Sardar reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova
Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he
yelled at the Sardar "Just where the hell are you from?"
The Sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and
said," You tell me, you're the expert."