Shahrukh on Death Row

britexpat
By britexpat

Heard thru the grapevine..

Shahrukh Khan, bollywood legend and all round nice guy was arrested and beaten up for more than two hours. Some say that waterboarding was used. He is now on death row .

Please write to the nearest American embassy to complain..

By honeybunch• 17 Aug 2009 16:09
honeybunch

his name with APJ Abdul Kalam to get rid of his arrest there......very sad

By honeybunch• 17 Aug 2009 16:02
honeybunch

on the seat i pity the needle...and sad that from his childhood he was kicked by smoke.....smoke did u teach shahrukh to dance ...i somehow feel he makes moves just like ur pussycat does..............hehehehehe..

Not just one less Indian but many fans of his along with will commit suicide.....not not just one

By Mandilulur• 17 Aug 2009 15:14
Mandilulur

Is he any relation to Chaka Khan? Just love her!

Mandi

By Rizks• 17 Aug 2009 10:23
Rizks

Sorry SmokE !!

He cant be my langoti yaar, coz me not 44YRS old like hime and you.....lol

Is he the same Sir who use to teach us Chemistry and one day i had put a needle in his SEAT ? :)

By smoke• 17 Aug 2009 10:23
smoke

There is a lot of things about me you dont know Ukeng :p I'm frozen in time...just like Dev Anand :)

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By GodFather.• 17 Aug 2009 10:20
GodFather.

Smoke I never knew that you were 44 years old like Shahrukh Khan? :)

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By smoke• 17 Aug 2009 10:19
smoke

Rizks..shahrukh re..apunka bachpan ki lungi langoti dost we used to call him sharukla. dont u remember him? we used to beat him up all the time on the playground thats why he stutters to much.

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Rizks• 17 Aug 2009 10:14
Rizks

Wished.. i would have known who is Shahrukh Khan ....:(

anywayz, Not better then ME i think ?

By Dracula• 17 Aug 2009 10:13
Dracula

"The American justice system works! Beat the crap out of people before the judges let them go!"

.

Al Bundy Quotes

http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/pearly/humor/bundy.html

By GodFather.• 17 Aug 2009 10:12
GodFather.

Amazing story.. Read that he was allowed to make one phone call.. So he phoned some politian in India who contacted the Indian Embassy in the States and was released immediately..

Amazing how much power these politicians of the sub-continent have.

My MP would take at least a year to get through to the authorities in the US..

Incredible India?

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By someonenew• 17 Aug 2009 10:10
someonenew

I hate Shah Rukh Khan, he is soooo pansy:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

By abuyunus• 17 Aug 2009 10:07
abuyunus

...Rice falling down in China...

By verisimilitude• 17 Aug 2009 10:06
verisimilitude

Aamir Khan is the best!!

By anonymous• 17 Aug 2009 09:56
anonymous

They wont take him to Guantanamo ...if they do he will bend the prison bars....bite the barking dogs.....beat the guards....free the prisoners....swim the sea and reach India...One man Army....ke ke ke ke ke Kiran.

Greeker Murgan needs a gun....SRK only fists....

By Pajju• 17 Aug 2009 09:15
Pajju

Greeker :)

By Greeker• 17 Aug 2009 09:12
Greeker

I think this is a job for 'Quick Gun Murugan'...

Yenna Rascalaaa!

Mind it!

By anonymous• 17 Aug 2009 09:03
anonymous

...this was true...lol

Source:

- A study Conducted by FriedUnicorn - Vol I (September,1999)

By King Edshel• 17 Aug 2009 08:49
King Edshel

you can add one Palestinian to your list :)

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)

By Greeker• 17 Aug 2009 08:39
Greeker

Looks like one Indian, two Pakistanis, one Briton and a Candaian have already noticed the absence of one less Indian!

LOL!

By KHATTAK• 17 Aug 2009 08:24
KHATTAK

....and who is going to notice one less South Asian :D

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Whenever I find the KEY to SUCCESS...Someone STEALS it.

By smoke• 17 Aug 2009 08:23
smoke

Whose going to notice one less KHAN lol :P

Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)

_[]~SMoKE~[]_

 

By Gypsy• 17 Aug 2009 08:20
Gypsy

Meh, whose going to notice one less Indian. :P :P :P

By DaRuDe• 17 Aug 2009 08:20
DaRuDe

he can handle them like in movies he fights 20 of villains alone

he will be fine.

By KHATTAK• 17 Aug 2009 08:16
KHATTAK

*rolleyes*

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Whenever I find the KEY to SUCCESS...Someone STEALS it.

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