A SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people,
Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,....... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!......... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. ...'Get your own f---king blanket.'
After a moment of silence, .............he farted.
***The End***
How does not respect marriage will do this
Question: which woman like her husband to do like this?
Answer: A woman that belongs to the pigs and shits devision.
The above is my personal opinion.
A man who is like the one in the story is also belong to the pigs and shits devision.
The above is also my personal opinion.
that and the blanket whytknight!!!!
...listen to the sound of silence....
marie who needs the blanket when you can cover him up with love
**** Aal Izz Well****
married life includes taking up that blanket and covering him with love :)
...listen to the sound of silence....
whyteknight......... ur right....
"Humour is different for different people, There isn't a joke that can make everyone laugh. If you don't find it funny it doesn't give you the right to comment on people who do find it funny".
Consider this in each case...
Humor is not defined to any age group... DUH!!! Tom n Jerry is loved by people across all age groups, maybe that is what your humor is limited to... and again DUH!!!
Married life.. It's full of surprises.
I find Tom & Jerry stupid but laughed at this one.
Humour is different for different people, There isn't a joke that can make everyone laugh. If you don't find it funny it doesn't give you the right to comment on people who do find it funny.
**** Aal Izz Well****
I bet you have a stack full of "those" mags... and so I'm coming over to borrow some... :-P
He could have taken his own blanket :(
...listen to the sound of silence....
Colt45... Infact i love to watch Tom & Jerry, Boban & Molly than these kinda scraps in which u r trying to find much humors..
it is not short love story its characterless shot story of two dishonest people..
Colt45... Now i understand to whom that thread was really meant for....
is that all????
cute? where?
3rd aisle 1st shelf
you talking about those magazines?? crap man i never found anything interesting in there.
keep waiting on that one... until you find it funny, if not, blow hot on the palm of your hand and then lift it up, let the droplet from condensation trickle down to your underarm and tickle you to FINALLY laugh... if that doesn't do it.... go to megamart, they're selling humor in the 3rd aisle 1st shelf... :-P
anthoworx....... what was so called "Really a cute one" on that thread? I felt it as something stupid... Was that a joke? If so... am yet to laugh...
that was really a cute one.
Wasn't too interesting...Better luck next time..