Chocoholic was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen."
Chocoholic was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn all those dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash.
"My" said Chocoholic, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?" There was another big poof and Choco now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?"
Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said "At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!"
The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice, "Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet's shouldn't you!"
Britexpat & LP , two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Brit didn’t show up. LP didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Brit hadn’t shown up for a week or so, LP really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, LP didn’t know where Brit lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and LP figured he had seen the last of Brit, but one day, LP approached the park and—lo and behold!—there sat Britexpat! LP was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Brit, what in the world happened to you?’ Brit replied, ‘I have been in jail.’
‘Jail!’ cried LP. What in the world for?’
‘Well,’ Brit said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde nurse at the Doctor’s office where I sometimes go?’
‘Yeah,’ said LP, ‘I remember her. What about her?
‘Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’.
all you just think is about furry pink thong and dye your all body hairs pink with green mustache and blue beard. the poor bunny handing in front is also tired now.
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Chocoholic was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her.
"You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen."
Chocoholic was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn all those dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash.
"My" said Chocoholic, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?" There was another big poof and Choco now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?"
Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said "At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!"
The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice, "Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet's shouldn't you!"
went to the doctor complaing of pain in his right leg.
The Doctor said that it was due to old age.
Expatgeezer said "But Doc, my left leg is the same age and it doesn’t hurt at all" :O(
‘The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’
ROFL! :)
lol Whyteknight
Truth is the perfect disguise. (Kris Kristofferson)
Britexpat & LP , two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Brit didn’t show up. LP didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Brit hadn’t shown up for a week or so, LP really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, LP didn’t know where Brit lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
A month had passed, and LP figured he had seen the last of Brit, but one day, LP approached the park and—lo and behold!—there sat Britexpat! LP was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Brit, what in the world happened to you?’ Brit replied, ‘I have been in jail.’
‘Jail!’ cried LP. What in the world for?’
‘Well,’ Brit said, ‘you know Sue, that cute little blonde nurse at the Doctor’s office where I sometimes go?’
‘Yeah,’ said LP, ‘I remember her. What about her?
‘Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled ‘guilty’.
‘The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.’
so....?
why u picks the pic of eyes -
why u picks the pic of eyes -
My mother's sister is nearly 98 years of age.
I call her Aunt Tique. :O)
i am young day by day.....
is that a sign of death.......
what do u mean by old? sorry, cant find in my dictionary :P
forever young! (at heart)
cheers
You still make me laugh sometimes, brit.
You are old and wise beyond your years :O)
Homophone.
I was going to buy "Bambi' to add to my animal collection, but the guy wanted 55QR.
It was a little deer.
Childish.
Next time check out something more distinguished, like "Slumdog Medicare".
I must be getting old.. The man at the video shop gave me "Debbie Does Dialysis" :O(
There are three signs of old age.
The first is loss of memory,
...the other two I forget.
These are collector's items, worth every penny. There's also the 3D version ... :O)
Lol Brit, I notice your copy is the special edition.
Are we talking just Old, or Dirty Old ??
wwhh..whhatt was the question???
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old...oh...no...
sign of old age..i have baby fats now! :(
When I get knee / ankle pain
Never realized it yet...lol
They dont swell, they dont tell and grateful as hell...Ha Ha
Agree,Easy cathes will have wringles..lol
I should have listened, but the advantage of older women was that they came complete with pension books and were easier to catch :O)
Damn you Brit, I always warned you to hook younger ones.
LOL Smoke !!
Susannah York... she is gone! And she never got to meet me :(
Signs of Old age for Rizks: rubbing Viagra on his bald head waiting for some hair to rise up.
FS and still you didnt even turned around and gave a smile to those young but grown old fellas ? :(
You are such a Stubborn n selfish lady....:(
Don't worry, because you belong to QL hottie group :O)
they have grown older waiting for you.
When I went for my early morning walk in Corniche ..an OLD guy was stalking me for 45 mints....:(... before it used to be young men..lol
brit's sign of old age..cant remember good pick up lines. He goes to Ramada parking and forgets what he has to pick up.
yea because you are lost in yourself
all you just think is about furry pink thong and dye your all body hairs pink with green mustache and blue beard. the poor bunny handing in front is also tired now.
Damn! That DaRuDe is good.. i must remember that line ...
Thanks DaRuDe - I'm not feeling completely rejected now :-P
Alright Brit, no need to tell everyone my real age, but thanks for letting me borrow that container to put my teeth in...
Hope the hip replacement went well and you've discarded the zimmer frame ..
yea because you belong to QL hottie group thats why
I don't get invited to QL young people's coffee meet ups :-(
I forgot where I put my false feefh ...