Sinister confessions - Brace Yourself.

Mom_me
By Mom_me

Here is my carefully compiled list of swear words :
farthead, dumb, crazy, morron, dumbhead, nincompoop. I use them occasionally when being provoked by those crank callers on phone (Which happened today). Guess that makes me 'unlady like'.
So who throws the first stone ?

By ksarat16• 6 Dec 2007 02:19
ksarat16

Wild thoughts, early morning...interesting what would flow out of yourself...

FC...Now, who would be that person...who is in such a high position...

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By Mom_me• 6 Dec 2007 02:16
Mom_me

LOL Smoke. I was tempted to say something but I put a leash on my wild thoughts.

By smoke• 6 Dec 2007 02:11
smoke

'ARSELICKER' i'm not sure but he sure does have a good job ;)

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

By Mom_me• 6 Dec 2007 02:08
Mom_me

Friendcuddler !!!! Who in the name of God is this person, may I ask.?

By friendcuddler• 5 Dec 2007 16:39
friendcuddler

I don't normally swear but today I like to say this loud to one particular person "ARSELICKER!"

Sorry for the late response here, I just feel this is the correct thread to let this out, B-)

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It’s my prerogative to choose whose judgment I will be more concern of. The judgment and the doubts of the minorities will never bruise me. I know they are reigning here but I never wish to dethrone them

By bajesus• 5 Dec 2007 07:51
bajesus

I dont like Sopranos. I'm more of a Barney fan! :-P

By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 06:46
Mom_me

More aghast !!!! You were not only in the band you were the band leader !!! So you were allowed to hold the cane (Don't know what it is called) and march. And I was'nt even the captain of the house. Bah !! I'll go fu*k the world. (Yeah ! I know the F* word too. My ugly side pops out no matter how hard I try.)

By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:42
anonymous

Now not exactly the band leader more like the ring leader, I was a very difficult child with an own opinion - funny thing nothing much has changed in all these years.

By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 06:38
Mom_me

So you were in the band !!(Don't see how one can go wrong with the 'tings') Now I am jealous.

By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:34
anonymous

All I got was a triangle on which I was allowed to play two tings lol

By DaRuDe• 5 Dec 2007 06:33
DaRuDe

a wild animal is more dangerous you need to protect urself watch out :D

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By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:27
anonymous

Don't worry.. It does floats and has inboard motors...

I do take confessions underwater too for those capsize souls,,,,

Darude, I'm going to send your wolf to Alaska for aerial hunting practice. They are not protected anymore by the Feds...

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By ksarat16• 5 Dec 2007 06:25
ksarat16

Scarlett: O well, covering up, I don't know where would I stand...LOL

Mom_me:: Atleast I don't play bad comments on the nuns do I...o yes this does reming me of ragging junior girls back in College...was pretty fun...getting them to pay for movie tickets, snacks, pepsis, popcorns, and then luncheons was pretty good at ragging though...

But after that 1st year of theirs, I also used to maintain any friendly heplful nature for if they wanted help in studies,or anything...

O yes, I got them to write my assignments as well...loads of them, one subject for one girl all throughout the year, ( I didn't want the Handwriting to change...LOL)...

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By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 06:18
Mom_me

LOL Canarybird. (Aghast !!!) Ours always had a cane so would'nt dare. But they did give me bugle to try. After an hour or so a blue faced me could only take out a small 'peep' instead of an expected 'poooooo...' I was instantly rejected.

Scarlett, (it looks like I am spastic....) Very funny

Ksarat, now that I know what a bad boy you have been I will have to reconsider a few things (Joke).

By owen• 5 Dec 2007 06:17
owen

wehehehehe..you will not be able to hear the honking outside, instead they will flash at you and be blinded...ROFL..oooppss, another cause for car mishap...

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By DaRuDe• 5 Dec 2007 06:17
DaRuDe

You and ur damn booth both need to be thrown in the sea useless.

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By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:15
Scarlett

but that's what i have to do to drown myself out...

By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:15
Scarlett

for covering up making women less attractive to men...lol..

By owen• 5 Dec 2007 06:14
owen

mom scaro, which brings me to ask is it allowed here to turn up the volume of your car stero, and when i say turn up, referring to full blast that the car would be vibrating..is it?

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By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:13
anonymous

My Confession booth is available 24x7 for those insipid callers.

The Red Pope of Qatar Living

By ksarat16• 5 Dec 2007 06:13
ksarat16

What Devil...and why spare them...just a thought...they're fabulous creatures to be staring at (or glancing at frequently though)...LOL...they didn't allow you to join the band...so sad...no wonder you don't know your vocabulary of foul words...

So you were a very subtle, calm, bholi bhaali ladki back in school...sheeeesh...I was about to tell you something but not here, check your PM ...

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By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:11
anonymous

They never let me in the nativity play at Christmas ever ever becuase I always talked back to them lol

By ksarat16• 5 Dec 2007 06:11
ksarat16

Well, I don't know how NUNS are, but all I said was, they look pretty girl, LOL...When I went to GOA (a place back in India) with friends, the Churches there are absolutely fantastic places to visit, so I went inside one, didn't wanna come out, my friends had to literally drag me out, I went to look at Jesus, I ended up looking at a Nun of Jesus...LOL...she was so damn pretty and this repeated for the next 8 churches that I went to in those 2 days...pheeeewww...LOL...

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By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 06:08
Mom_me

Ksarat you devil. Spare the nuns. I have nothing against them. It is just that they did not allow me to join the school band. LOL. (Do I have to mention joke).

By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:08
Scarlett

just takes me a bit to get to know someone before I go and make a total azz of myself...which probably will be the next time I see you...so watch out..or take a video, either way...

By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:07
anonymous

I lived with nuns and passionate catholics until I left home and was glad to rbe id of all that baggage, it is the ones who go to church every day that are the worst hypocrites - this is my person experience only. (to all those who abhore generalisation).

By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:07
Scarlett

release stress...course it probably would cause much more stress if people could hear me...i could shatter glass...

I need to check on line to see if i have a ticket..was driving and this guy, won't mention nationalities here but...) tried to cut me off, almost taking off my front bumper..I threw my hands up in the air, and said...forgive..or something close to that...he just grinned then backed up..now I'm wondering if he took my license plate down and said I cussed and threw the finger at him..which I NEVER do because i can't get my finger up fast enough and it looks like I am spastic when I try..

By DaRuDe• 5 Dec 2007 06:04
DaRuDe

Just be yourself and damn the rest. WHEN WILL YOU LIVE THEN

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By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:04
Scarlett

i didn't see them mentioned anywhere...

By owen• 5 Dec 2007 06:04
owen

lol....but this will be just between us ok (and to those who will read this), more often we curse in our native tongue, so others wouldn't understand..but sometimes face can tell that we are cursing..have you tried cursing while smiling?...i did (many times, but again just between us..lol)...

cursing on the road sometimes do help (as long as others wouldn't hear you...lol) to relieve you of stress and anger...:P

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By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:03
Scarlett

I'm still on good behavior around you...just wait...the halo will slip and devil horns will eventually poke out of my head when I least expect it..

By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 06:02
anonymous

It's alittle like going on a diet - you restrain yourself until the smell of food hits your nostrils so swearing at the misbehaved driver with all my good intents flies out the window immediately - I always chastise myself afterwards for doing it.

By ksarat16• 5 Dec 2007 06:02
ksarat16

they're so beautiful...don't blame them, infact I doubt whether the Nuns too use the same language that you have written while driving in Qatar...I'm sure they open a new Bible of Words altoghether...

But seriously buddy, morning to you in the first place and secondly, don't blame the nuns, they are absolutely wonderful and pretty people...LOL

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By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 06:01
Scarlett

Oi very rarely use cuss words in the car..but there have been times when I hope to goodness that the other driver can't read my lips!!!

Have to grin..if you only knew how MUCH out of character it is for me to do the whole leaning out the window thing, you'd about die laughing...

By DaRuDe• 5 Dec 2007 06:01
DaRuDe

wonder why you get so decent and like innocent angel when you meet me. :? You maniac

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By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 05:59
anonymous

When I finally arrive home I just think what kind of tantrum did I just have in the car lol. Crazy is mild.

By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 05:58
Mom_me

There is this small voice restraining my wild side, I blame it all on the nuns.

By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 05:58
anonymous

I wish to remain innocent Owen lol, I am not in favour of using bad language at all and in fact when they use it in the American films on TV it gives me shudders. The word f*** is as common as every day language.

By owen• 5 Dec 2007 05:54
owen

canary when driving here you will indeed develop pages (to your new dictionary) of curses...my friend now got like 1 huge book of curses when we are on the road...

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By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 05:53
Scarlett

have a bad habit when i lived up north in New jersey of leaning out the car window and letting people have it...arm waving, mouth going..the whole 9 yards...then realized when youngest son told a friend that mommy thinks all drivers here are idiots, that it was time to head back down south.. and regain my composure and manners...lol

By owen• 5 Dec 2007 05:51
owen

oh...im so competent in saying "azzess"...referring to majority of people in our company.....

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By anonymous• 5 Dec 2007 05:51
anonymous

To be quite honest I don't swear but I have recently realised when driving I know a dictionary of swear words and wonder where they come from lol.

By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 05:47
Mom_me

Wow Bajesus. Am I so virgin in the bad world. That is what happens when you miss 'The Sopranos.'

By Scarlett• 5 Dec 2007 05:47
Rating: 4/5
Scarlett

or you can always reverse letters on words...use Darudes suggestion, but reverse the first letterss...nucking futs...course if you do that, then the restaurant Fuddruckers takes on a whole new meaning...

and..idiot, works quite well for most of the morons everywhere..

By bajesus• 5 Dec 2007 05:44
bajesus

I cuss like a sailor and thats when Im nice! mom_me you would look like Mother Mary next to me!!

By Mom_me• 5 Dec 2007 05:41
Mom_me

I guess whatever sport I choose there will always be someone somewhere who excels. Might as well take a few tips from the experts. (Joke)

Skanky, I can pronounce the first two but no idea about the last one.

By dweller• 4 Dec 2007 20:22
dweller

My thoughts exactly, in fact very lady like.

By skanky• 4 Dec 2007 19:06
skanky

Tetra Hijo e`puta jejeje some will try too find the translation but its not that easy... The first means four times, and the second son of somebody, the last somebody names or speciality, LOL

That one release all my anger while am behind a stupid driver.

Good nite everyone

By Gypsy• 4 Dec 2007 17:31
Gypsy

LOL, whatever you do Mom-me don't be around me when I stub my toe!

"i'm not hurting anyone, i'm just telling my own truth, and if there is something wrong then maybe there's something wrong with you. why we all gotta look, why we all gotta act the same i say if you're born a lion don't bother trying to act tame." Ani Dif

By diamond• 4 Dec 2007 17:30
diamond

Mom me, gosh, you must be a really nice person. Those are so tame.

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Love is the answer...

By Mom_me• 4 Dec 2007 17:27
Mom_me

Quite impressive Darude. 6 languages and all curse words. Now if only they pay you for your talent . You will be the richest man by now. (Joke)

By DaRuDe• 4 Dec 2007 17:24
DaRuDe

that knuckle head Pope took the booth to car wash to get it cleaned so hold on :D

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By buttercupryle• 4 Dec 2007 17:22
buttercupryle

DaRude

I can't find his confession booth.

我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。

You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

By DaRuDe• 4 Dec 2007 17:22
DaRuDe

i know 6 langs and i know all their slangs :?

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By Mom_me• 4 Dec 2007 17:20
Mom_me

Oii !! Who taught you all that. Bad words don't repeat in front of asians. None of these though. I have a mild toned list. Clubbed together it gets a good reaction from the bearer and 'ZAP zzz'- work done. (Bye for now- will check later if someone added to my treasure.)

By DaRuDe• 4 Dec 2007 17:15
DaRuDe

mean in ur language like this

Os ki ma ki

os ki behn ki :D LOOOL

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By Mom_me• 4 Dec 2007 17:13
Mom_me

LOL. Darude, this is the maximum I can memorize and blast the poor crank caller in one breath. A standard list. I have another one in my language which I don't want to share.

By DaRuDe• 4 Dec 2007 17:11
Rating: 2/5
DaRuDe

no no carry on just use star like this **** dont type it all.

f**kin nuts

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By Mom_me• 4 Dec 2007 17:09
Mom_me

Just getting the load off my chest for being bad. Amazingly none of these violate QL guidelines or I would have been reprimanded.

By DaRuDe• 4 Dec 2007 17:03
DaRuDe

we already have a confessional booth here owned by Red Pope

what kind of confession are you looking for Mom_me :?

i think the whole QL needs to confess alot.

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