...SOME WACKY QUOTES TO SHARE....

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it Seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an Hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
Relativity.
- Albert Einstein

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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get
up in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of
those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

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It matters not whether you win or lose; what Matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he is
In trouble again.

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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.

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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.

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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, Neither does milk.

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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them.

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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

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The number of people watching you is directly
Proportional to the stupidity of your action.