Colt45 goes to the doctor Rizks and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
Doctor Rizks says - "Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week Colt45 goes back. "Doctor Rizks," he says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."
Doctor Rizks says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."
yes always interested in your flicks, they are the best quality the one I down load are also ok but quality is always questionable..let me know when I can drop the HD..:)
wait a minute=====> Google translation = Nobody likes my french because they find offensive, abusive and call it adults language.. and its not allowed on QL, mods will ban me if i use it here :'(
Hey dont confuse me .. next time u will tell me u r from france not pakistani nor persian ... et pourquoi personne aime ton francais?? apko frensh accha nahhe hai huh.
Captain where are you from? ure profile says qatar but i guess ure from india... if it is not hindi then wht is it?? i translated from hindi to english and it gave me "get well soon" .. ask google lol he will never lie ..
Btw i dnt want ure sympaties i have enough till i die just keep for others they deserve it more..hihi
Rizk .. lol lol .. u wont have internet that time?? .. so my dear u should take care of ure work that u work everyday so u wont go home and have another work wich u dnt like to work and wont be able to have internet so i will nt miss u ..
Rizk, hahaha i now know the kind of work u work till ure work is and will work the next day and next to next day when the work bands u and send u home to have another kind of work and work nicely that work. ..lols
Captain Lost ... keep it for those who doesnt have anyone to take of them... i already have too much sympathy , time i need it i will also post same thing lol.
snessy for cold the best medicine to take is have a black tea with a pinch of turmeric, 2 cloves and a piece of cinnamon and a pinch of powdered black pepper...try it
Snessy Chicken soup, eat some. The nearly proverbial “chicken soup for your cold” is true. Chicken soup provides fluids needed, as well as filling you up with energy when people with colds don’t even want to eat because everything is tasteless and as your general feeling improves, your health improves also.
Hubby not around today,huh? I know how you must feel.A big big hug to you. And I will certainly pray for you too.Insha Allah you will feel better soon. Take care and get plenty of rest. Drinks lots of water and take your meds on time and you will be as good as new.
aah i thought so, coz m too sufferin from the same thing wat u going through at the moment !
Got dozens of tablets and antibiotics few days back from the pharmacy and having it more then my regular normal meals....:(
Its jus the climate change i think due to which many are suffering and hving this cough,cold, running nose etc. etc. ! Dun worry, just visit some docs soon and start eating the antibiotics which the doc has recommended before it gets worse. Cheerz !
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is it the Manna blues?
Poor Hubby. He must be going crazy looking after Snessy and catering for her every need :O(
Get well soon..
Get well soon Snessy!
Not really TB, just got back from the doctors with a course of antibiotics :-(
So how is the patient today? Snessy are you feeling better?
smoke hard, I hope that would do!
LMAO britey !
Colt45 goes to the doctor Rizks and says, "I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. The farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"
Doctor Rizks says - "Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week Colt45 goes back. "Doctor Rizks," he says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly."
Doctor Rizks says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing..."
Oooh Colt, you smell nice today :-P
Why ?
watching actions movies makes one bervert or wat ? :(
If so, then i hate Rambo, Arnold Shivashankar, Blade etc. etc... :(
You're a bervert :-(
Colt can you lend me those flicks too, long time havent seen any good gangbang action flick movies....:(
will msg you when, coz I'm going on a trip soon.
All the better for me eh?
Perhaps they have blocked noses :O(
yes always interested in your flicks, they are the best quality the one I down load are also ok but quality is always questionable..let me know when I can drop the HD..:)
How you been buddy. I've been around, got some new flicks if you're interested ;-)
My women love the way my body smells :-P
as you command - Your Highness Snessy ! :)
lol Colty boy nice to see back here.. where the f have you been me old boy..:)
Oi you two! Quit flirting on my thread...
Oh dont worry, i have bought a nice Onion Eau de toilettee perfum the other day and trust me it smells good...better then ur body odor ! :)
I don't like the way you Indians smell :-P
Errr...ok Colty, are you coming too along with me ? :(
and get back into your corner :-P
ok...:(
as there is a saying "There is always a next chance"...:)
I was waiting for you to call last night Rizks, so I had to "make do" with Colt....
If a call would have perked you up, i would done tat too...:(
You certainly perked me up last night Colt - miss you more :-)
I bet you're feeling well now after our convo last night ;-))... miss you heaps :-(
Snessy, You must be alright now... see you are not all alone here... lot of friends to sympathize.. Thanks to QL.
Do you accept things from the back of the lorry.. So I can get me old mate Pikey to drop by and drop in a few things..:)
Thanks peeps! All gifts are welcome ;-)
snessy... snessy... where art thou?
"one eyed lil..." you mean LP - Tinks ?
I too pray snessy is feelin better today ? :(
I would have sent her a red velvet box filled with kisses...but wasnt sure abt her address ? :(
I hope you are better now... I would have sent you some flowers... but wasnt sure which colour you would like... :-(
Thanks emy - I don't mind at all. Hijacks are usually more fun/interesting than the original post anyway, so go for it :-)
Snessy, i was just joking sorry to interfare in ure forum
hope u will get well soon
Your cuban shotputter started it Brit, she's a bad influence on the rest of us...
Thanks damselindistress - I'm feeling a lot better already :-)
awwww,, our snessy is now sneezy.... ;(
Get well soon to you snessy!
hhhhhhhhhh Captain... no tks dear i already have my own who cant cheat me ,just recruit more lonely and cheater ones..good combinasion
emy007.. No problemo .. and No, its not too many.. Recruitment is still on .. you can apply too.. for the ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY :P
I am shocked and stunned. QLers cheating on each other. What next :O(
Captain.. thanks for the wish.. and plz stop cheating ure girl friendsssss.. seems to be many
Snexy.. i kneeeeeeeewww it !!!!
Thats why i was cheating on you too .. :D
I don't mind CL, because I'm cheating on you too :-P
Snexy...And who's gonna tell you that I am cheating on you too .. :P
LOL.. btw .. emy... Happy Birthday in Advance.. (If its really your birthday tomorrow).. :)
I'm gonna tell Tinkerbell you're cheating on her CL!!
u makes me laugh today lol
Snessy.. you woke up??
Me and Emy007 were just having a "Formal" conversation :P
Emy007.. (Whispering) will pm you at 12.. and dont worry i'll bring the cake
hhaha captain am good and waiting for 12 oclock as my birthday is tomorrow .. dnt ask for cake lol
Thanks for the translation emy & CL :-)
OMG CL - good job we're not married, whatever happened to "in sickness & in health"???
Thanks Brit, you're an angel :-)
Captain.. stop flirting with girls here and there .. keep giving sympathy to snexy .. people r v jealous yaar
tinkerbell.. ok take care, bubye :P
anyway.. emy007 .. how are you ?? :P
OPEN THE DOOR!
I've been ringing the bell for ages. I brought you some hot soup and other things which I can't mention online :O)
ok show finished go back to work ..
You mean girls.. My poor snexy is sick and in need of sympathies :'(
Get well soon senssy :(
ROFL.. Emy007.. thank you for the teeeepz :D
Tinker.. its not that .. i just that i lose my speaking skill in certain situations :P
I no ezbeeek not ezpeek... ure labtoobb going to ezcoool kkkkk
btw ure english is perfect just try to make some corrections as i menitioned above..
I no eezpeeek englees :D
no see
No heeeyaar
noooo theeeng
Captain ure getting sleepy or wht... u couldnt c me .. i dnt get up soon lols
Oooops.. emy is here.. :'(
No englisss
Captain... who said am not here ..
Captain ...i can understand why people doesnt like ure frensh lol.. googling wht i said in french thats how u talk english lol
Nooo .. Tinkerbell.. its nothing like that.. snexy is sick and emy is not here.. so it'll be JUST YOU !!
tinkerbell take it easy we already done with sympathy.. do u need some? Lolz
tinkerbell.. snexy is sick today.. i gave her my sympathies already.. and i'm giving it to others also.. just be fair and equal for EVERY GIRL !! :P
Now will you buy my sympathies... QR. 5 / KG
English on the main please.. LOL
wait a minute=====> Google translation = Nobody likes my french because they find offensive, abusive and call it adults language.. and its not allowed on QL, mods will ban me if i use it here :'(
Hey dont confuse me .. next time u will tell me u r from france not pakistani nor persian ... et pourquoi personne aime ton francais?? apko frensh accha nahhe hai huh.
LOL.. emy007.. im sorry who are you?? haha
Im Pakistani, not persian .... and yes I know hindi, persian, arabic and french.. but nobody likes my french :(
captain i have been checking out of u same u have been checking out of me lol ... persian so u must know hindi and arabic as well.. hmm interested
emy007.. Oooh, so you have been checking out on me .. :P
Im Captain of persia lost in Arab.. how about that :P
Captain where are you from? ure profile says qatar but i guess ure from india... if it is not hindi then wht is it?? i translated from hindi to english and it gave me "get well soon" .. ask google lol he will never lie ..
Btw i dnt want ure sympaties i have enough till i die just keep for others they deserve it more..hihi
emy007 ..its not hindi .. it @#@$$#@ language ..and thats where my friend MN is from :P
and NO, i'll not give my sympathies that you deserve to anyone else .. come back to me whenever you need them :P
Rizks. Why wht happened?? i can make cuppa caffe tea zaatar and mint mix all for a good cup of IDONNO
lol rizk i never knew that was the curry which you have...
Snessy.. जल्दी ठीक हो means.. get well soon .. i just translated in google lol its hindi language
emy, can u make a nice cuppa coffe for me plz ? :(
coz now i cant work after reading ur last comment.
Rizk .. lol lol .. u wont have internet that time?? .. so my dear u should take care of ure work that u work everyday so u wont go home and have another work wich u dnt like to work and wont be able to have internet so i will nt miss u ..
Anyone care to translate MN's posts for me?
Captain.. Thanks lot but plz if someone needs it dnt hesitate to give .. i still can manage till then. hihi
emy i hope tat days doesnt come, orelse how m i gonna see you - u will be missing me right ? :)
Rizk, hahaha i now know the kind of work u work till ure work is and will work the next day and next to next day when the work bands u and send u home to have another kind of work and work nicely that work. ..lols
ROFL snessy, instead of sympathy i think u need funds to pay off your electricity bills....:)
JK
Snessy.. u need to c a doctor if u have symptoms of flu to get some antibiotics before it gets worst.. hope u will recover soon.
Thanks guys...my day couldn't get any worse, I now have no electricity for the day! :-(
I need MORE sympathy!!
emy darling, i work if i work and work till my work is and will work the next day again till my work allows me to work.....hehehe
ok emy007 .. i'll save it for you
Until then.. have fun !! :P
Rizk , i can see how helpful u r lolz.. jumping here and there like that wolf.. am wondering if u work or u work hehehe
Captain Lost ... keep it for those who doesnt have anyone to take of them... i already have too much sympathy , time i need it i will also post same thing lol.
Black tea with pinch of turmeric,
2 cloves
Piece of Cinnamon
Pinch of powdered black pepper
......and the Masala Curry is REady.....:)
snessy for cold the best medicine to take is have a black tea with a pinch of turmeric, 2 cloves and a piece of cinnamon and a pinch of powdered black pepper...try it
Have a Pint of Beamish Stout, and you would up and running again...
Hope you feel better soon sness...and take some tumeric, it really does help! xoxo
All will be fine now :)
Who wants sYmphonY?
God is with YOU all the TIME, never feel alone.......
Hope u will get SOON and take care
OMG, Poor snessy! All IZZ Well!
God bless you,
Get well soon n then reply me
Boys are always helpful atleast ME ! :)
emy, dont feel shy to PM me...lols
oh and stay away frm Captain Lost, he is a cannibal ! :(
emy007.. you want some too? LOL
i can see too much sympathy on boys than girls lol... keep it up ...
Snessy never forget your roots Kuriye!..:)
Even yesterday there were talking about the wonders of Turmeric Powder!
Get well soon Snexy :)
Ok I think this one makes more sense ( जल्दी ठीक हो )
Snessy Chicken soup, eat some. The nearly proverbial “chicken soup for your cold” is true. Chicken soup provides fluids needed, as well as filling you up with energy when people with colds don’t even want to eat because everything is tasteless and as your general feeling improves, your health improves also.
And don't forget to take that all-important rest.
Smoke.. Nah man, its very bad news:( .. i dropped it :P
(: हार्दिक शुभकामना
Snessy - You must rest in one piece.
CL is it good news?
UK .. haha
ha ha..
Thats it .. cant laugh more.. thats all it deserved :P
CL you are late? in your monthly or what got me confused again! who is the father?
Damn, im late again !! :(
Hubby not around today,huh? I know how you must feel.A big big hug to you. And I will certainly pray for you too.Insha Allah you will feel better soon. Take care and get plenty of rest. Drinks lots of water and take your meds on time and you will be as good as new.
that was nice!
that was nice!
Yes please FS :-)
Thanks ajmani and shisha...
Can't stand that stuff UK, but yeah yeah lots of iron, I know!
I'd love a massage monk (BTW, I think (and hope) MN is being sarcastic) :-)
what is your problem?
snessy...u need TLC so get well soon...wanna make me massage you... lol!
Get well soon snessy...
I don't think it's a good trait to show sympathy to people who don't deserve it :P
All you need is a good home cooked curry with two pints of of that Irish black & white drink you'll be fit in no time.
Softie!
Anyway hope feel better soon!
oh ok, then i guess you are in LOVE ....hehehehe
Sorry JK.
Sure, i have some extra 'sympathy'; got it free with parking ticket at the Souq:). Here you go...
On a serious note: get well soon.
Awww you poorly...do you want me to board the next flight? Take good rest babe..:)
LOL TB, I don't sweat but if I do ever, I sweat pearls, so it's ok ;-)
Rizks: no climate change where I am...
Awwwww thanks LEGENDWAR :-)
GOD bless you with GooD Health...
aah i thought so, coz m too sufferin from the same thing wat u going through at the moment !
Got dozens of tablets and antibiotics few days back from the pharmacy and having it more then my regular normal meals....:(
Its jus the climate change i think due to which many are suffering and hving this cough,cold, running nose etc. etc. ! Dun worry, just visit some docs soon and start eating the antibiotics which the doc has recommended before it gets worse. Cheerz !
Oh poor snessy. Wish I was there to mop your fevered brow.
Rizks: thank you...I think it will be the flu eventually, my symptoms are going that way :-(
LP: I think you ARE a synthesiser :-)
Umm..u suffering from Flu ?
I also have some synthesizers.
by the way, wat happened to you dear ?
Me Me !
I am a good Sympathizer! :)