Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
"this article is just for humor purpose, don't take it personal"
They reject unnatural things in America... unless plastic surgery is natural...
LOL
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╬ Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox ╬
Worked with a guy from Marina del Mar... Bent as a nine bob note.. Spitting image of Liberace.. Great guy, great fun!
ROFL, i love this post, read it before. :)
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thanks Tig,...
Nah havent been to florida, dont intend to go their either lol.
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(Lebanon A piece of Heaven on Earth)
I ♥ the sarcasm!!
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World capital of tastelessness. But if you are gay, you will have a good time in Key West which is nice and is one of the few tasteful places in Florida.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Have you been to Florida lately ??
All you see is folk in polyester check trousers,w wearing specs and complaing that their airconditioners don't work probably.
The post is against homophobia, which given your stance on homosexuals....
Never Mind!
QT, yes I know what i posted is meant to be sarcastic. But trust me alot of people do get offended.
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(Lebanon A piece of Heaven on Earth)
It doesn't always end unhappily either. Barack Obama was raised by a single Mom and he has turned out just fine.
Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about
...do you understand that what you've wriiten above is meant to be sarcastic?
yeah, i am.. im not saying that i am pro or anti single parenthood, i just happen to be one... it doesn't always end up happily, raising a child alone that is, but so far i can say i have done a good job raising my child...
Have to love No.2 & 5....
"Your born, You Live, You Die, given this premise, one can conclude since we have no control over when we are born and when we die, the only thing that matters to us should be how we live, simple really?" Mis-Cat to her philosophy Lecturer.
go ahead, thex.
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(Lebanon A piece of Heaven on Earth)
i tend to disagree with #9,.. but what the heck, this is not intended to be taken personally,... interesting thread though.... :)